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Name:Denzil
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Comments:Hello again! Michael, Captain Scratchbull and Frederick. Definitely NO lifts for your sweaty Lycra Lout pals, expecting to put their bicycles on my unscratched, shiny Italian-styled roof rack. I don't even let my wife ride up there! You can ride up there Michael. Anywhere for you. I mean, when you quit as BG Parish Council Chairman in 25 years time, it will be like the end of the Beatles or The Office or the highly intelligent Marcus Aurelius. You are the BG Special One!
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April 16, 2019 21:31:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Denzil de Frightfull
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Comments:Hello! Michael, Captain and Frederick et al. I hope you are well. And keeping out of mischief - a joke! I'm Dudley's younger brother, when I was young he wasn't very nice to me. If I see you fellows out walking in the pelting rain, I might give you a lift now and again. Especially if it's in the Old Soar and Crowhurst Lane areas, and you are walking my way - directional that is, not with my limp - another joke! I've just had a de-luxe cleaning to my nice smelling, top quality imitation leather seating, though. If you're wearing jeans, they are of a rough material against my impressive seating. And it's difficult for me to judge when they were last in a washing machine. So it's just a very slight, up in the air for now then, that I would change my mind. No complete promises. But we will see. My wife said it would be nice to help you out at the same time - our Three Musketeers!
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April 15, 2019 19:35:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Dudley, Sir, forelocks will be tugged in obsequious obeisance, whilst we secretly raise two fingers as you waft past. Viva la Revolution !
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April 14, 2019 07:17:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Dudley de Frightfull
Email:
Where are
you from:		Have immigrated to motor the jolly racetrack country roads of Borough Green and thereabouts.
Comments:Att : Captain the Right Honourable Scratchbull and Frederick Fudpucker. What has research proven, to be the most dangerous part of my Chelsea tractor, when mostly driven by my good wife? Answer : The nut that holds the steering wheel... Ha! Ha! Ha! We want to fit in with you fellows, and be accepted as proper bumpkins; but upper class bumpkins of course. I mean chappys, you need to know your place/ your station in life. Righty ho? Oh goody! We start of on the right foot then.
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April 13, 2019 03:18:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
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you from:
Comments:ROSS LAYBERRY. A repeat from BG News - it's difficult tracking you down! So, The Cunninghams. [At another website you were unsure about this]. Your Nan, Emily Ford; Great-Aunt, Lilie Bennett; Christine and Alan Fuller's Grandmother, Nelly Fuller - were sisters. Glen and Roy Cunningham's Dad, was their brother. It takes some working out!!
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April 5, 2019 15:39:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		BG & Proud
Comments:I didn't go to Mr Pastry's garden parties, before my time - I am a newcomer townie, only been here since the 60s, but Jackie did go, and Big Jim once built a wall in Richard Hearn's garden out of wine bottles. Such are our claims to fame. Many thanks to all for the good wishes for May 2nd. I haven't got any "I Love Mike" buttons, but I do have some "crim" buttons as per the boroughgreen-news home page.
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March 29, 2019 09:35:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Ted Danson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Across the pond
Comments:"You dirty rotten swine Mr. Taylor - you stole my girl, and shot my brother." Just practicing my lines for a new show, Supermike. Mike Taylor and Mike Myers - two swell guys from Scarborough, Ontario. I'm proud to submit a comment to this famous website. Did you ever attend Richard Hearn's Garden Party, at Platt Farm? Please give my regards to your marvelous wife, Jackie. Re : May 2nd. Can't wait to get my hands on some 'I LIKE MIKE' buttons.
Which Option Do You Prefer? ONLY Supermike. Rated as the best ever Borough Green Parish Council Chairman.
March 23, 2019 17:45:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Whoopi
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you from:
Comments:You know folks, many thought I might move to Canada if Donald Trump was elected President. No way. If Supermike had stayed there, now that's a different matter. I definitely would have paid him a visit at Scarborough Junction. Very best of luck on May 2, Mike! I'll watch out for it on China Global Television Network.
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March 22, 2019 18:55:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Whoopi Goldberg
Email:
Where are
you from:		I spent a thrilling month in Carshalton, once or twice.
Comments:Hi Mike, I never even knew your Grandad watched soccer....but fascinating to hear. Hope you are well. Regards Whoopi (ex - Miss World).
Which Option Do You Prefer? Francis Michael Taylor, of course.
March 12, 2019 03:03:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss I. M. Bigunuf
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you from:
Comments:Why is Major General Sir Andrew Russell; Retired., so virile? He chews screwing gum. A chain chewer. Can't even trust him around the exhaust pipe of your car.
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March 8, 2019 16:53:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace.
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you from:
Comments:A few were unsure about this. It was referring to Mike and Tim being elected to BG Parish Council, 10 and a bit years ago. Long may they keep up their great work. Thanks Guys!!
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February 10, 2019 03:38:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington On Sea.
Comments:Dear Happy, Congratulations to you and Tim on an emphatic election result, with the other runners not even being near. Only a shame that the turnout was so low, but in the winter on a cold working day, this was to be expected. Good luck in your roles. Isles Quarry, Isles Quarry, I-s-l-e-s Q-u-a-r-r-y. Regards, Patricia. XOXOX
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February 8, 2019 19:32:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Chevening
Comments:Captain the Honourable C. Scratchballs, met Ladyboy at the Bull, Wrotham, last Friday evening. Captain Scratchballs : "I'm having problems getting an erection." Ladyboy : "That's OK, I've got one."
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February 6, 2019 04:52:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Francis Hyde-White.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green High Street.
Comments:Joanna Fortescue Cummings : I'm informed that one of your aliases, appears to have brought another very well-known BG website to a standstill. Do you know when it will commence, 'as normal' again?
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February 5, 2019 17:50:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
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you from:
Comments:Joanna Fortescue Cummings : Don't know if it's a bit off-topic - but is George Ashmore Roberts your great-great-grandfather?
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February 4, 2019 17:31:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Joanna Fortiscue Cummings : For approx. a week or so during mid-January; was one of your anons on 'CHAT PAGE' at History of BG/Photo Archive? It was after Mike Taylor's October 3 submittal.
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February 4, 2019 01:07:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Cecilia Sainsbury
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted-upon-Bourne
Comments:It is generally thought that Joanna Fortiscue Cummings, c/w all her anons, has an enormously high opinion of herself. Is somewhat of a loner - and far, far from shit hot.
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February 3, 2019 06:37:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Beryl Kemp
Email:
Where are
you from:		The Street, Ightham
Comments:December 31, 2018. "Happy New Year to all commenters and readers at this much admired site! May the polite exchanges and cheerful banter within our group carry on in 2019!!"
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February 1, 2019 18:13:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Russell;Retired.
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you from:
Comments:Just ignore the woman, Sir Fred. That must be her Anon No. 50, at least. If she didn't maximise her banality so much, she would have called herself Monkeys Cummings.
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February 1, 2019 17:23:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Joanna Fortiscue Cummings
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you from:
Comments:Recently a letter was circulated to Borough Green Parish Councillors that the village has become a laughing stock with Mike Taylor presiding. The Parish Councillors did not have the courtesy to respond. Reading through these banal comments it is easy to see the reasoning behind the letter.
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February 1, 2019 11:06:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell;Retired.
Email:
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you from:
Comments:Sir Fred Fudpucker : Re : Your nice, late Harvey Wallbanger comment of Jan 2, 2019 (15:57 GMT). You asked me (well, one of the old gits) to cause trouble elsewhere. That's a heartwarming compliment - actually, I'm a much older 'golden oldie.' Thank you.
Which Option Do You Prefer? When will your next comment be? We miss your wit and wisdom, so much.
January 30, 2019 01:54:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Clive Jung Francis
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Maidstone Rd. (I'm Wendy's brother).
Comments:Barry Pilkington Slater. 'Ows it goin' me ole mate? Is your face still adorned by that combination of 'vinegar stroke' grin, 'just dropped one' smile, and who 'let one go' grimace?
Which Option Do You Prefer? For my birthday, you can buy me a refurbished WWII gas mask.
January 30, 2019 01:06:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Joe Average-Nutt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:Mr. Frederick Fudpucker : I've heard of an important announcement that Julia Sanderson, Gillian Stunt, Anna Konig and Patti Wallace have been elected administrators of your newly formed International Fan Club. Are they real robots? Or genuine humans? Toodle-oo! for now.
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January 20, 2019 02:01:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fen (or Phen) Pond Rd., Ightham.
Comments:Well, Man. City and Liverpool have the game changers - and BG Primary, Wrotham Secondary, Boro' Green Res., Invicta YC, and St. Mary's Platt Football Clubs; had Western Road's very own, Silky Smooth Steve Russell.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Silky Smooth SR - all the way, by a country mile - and then some!!
January 13, 2019 18:51:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
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you from:
Comments:Kurt Wangthrob Jnr., So Clive Jung Francis is part Engrish and part (small) South Korean - get it now?
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January 10, 2019 22:38:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
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you from:
Comments:What does Clive Jung Francis do during erections - He votes. Clive has a little Busan, South Korea, in him. Mixed in with formerly residing in Maidstone Rd., BG.
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January 9, 2019 05:47:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
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you from:
Comments:Hey! Steve. 'A closed mouth gathers no foot.' Just joking. You were my first friend, when I moved from Manchester to Western Rd., BG. Remember?
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January 7, 2019 23:13:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss I. M. Bigunuf
Email:
Where are
you from:		Maidstone Road East, Boro' Green
Comments:Planner's Suburbia Delight : Tear out the trees, and then name streets after them.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Planners : Not in my backyard, thank you very much.
January 4, 2019 23:58:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Pamela Bennett
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Mr. fred fudpucker : I am extremely sorry to hear about the tragic demise of Mr. harvey wallbanger. Nine months ago he wrote that he was "a totally p....d off person pushing pills like no tomorrow." This can be quite dangerous. It remained in my mind, and I have felt for him. I am aware that readers have appreciated, very much, the wise and humorous writings of harvey, yourself and Mike Gear; here at Mike's marvelous website. Thank you so much!
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January 4, 2019 00:58:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Farquar McMudchucker [Christian name from Gaelic].
Email:
Where are
you from:		Vigo Village - Little Scotland Zone.
Comments:Mentioned to me by 'Pincher' Martin of Plaxtol. Smiling Dr. Whet Faartz : "Well Miss Stunt, you are pregnant." Puzzled Miss Jilly : "Are you sure it's mine?"
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January 3, 2019 18:12:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Jilly Stunt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:fred fudpucker : "raise a glass to Fred..." Well, now you've got me in the mood - what else would you fancy, Big Boy?
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January 3, 2019 03:52:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Phil Hunt; still at it part time
Email:
Where are
you from:		Biggin Hill
Comments:fred fudpucker : With you an expert on the subject - Have you witnessed a brick wallbanger, drilling them with his tungsten steel tool?
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January 3, 2019 01:35:12 (GMT Time)


Name:mr ivor bigun
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Good old Harvey wallbanger a true stiff in every sense of the word RIP old fellow
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January 2, 2019 21:39:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG; and mighty proud of it, pardners!
Comments:harvey wallbanger, is your real name Fred fudpucker? Will ye nae come back again? And grow up [New Years Resolution].
Which Option Do You Prefer? A happy harvey wallbanger/Fred fudpucker blog writer.
January 2, 2019 17:21:23 (GMT Time)


Name:fred fudpucker
Email:
Where are
you from:		resident BOROUGH GREEN VILLAGE
Comments:Gentlemen and ladies it is my sad duty to let you know that Harvey wall banger the 3rd has passed on to pastures new .Under his username he penned many a true line to all you ungrateful readers to ridicule his good name. So raise a glass to Fred go cause trouble else where you old git .
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January 2, 2019 15:57:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell
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you from:
Comments:harvey wallbanger : Don't fink Fiona knew you were on about your Chevy back there, me ole china. Wonder what she fought was goin on? Homo Sapiens - the lot we belong to - as been around for about 200,000 years in various stages of development. So a few fings in our backgrounds, I spose. She sounds like a nice girl. What were you on about? That stuff sounds like it would tighten your skin/lessen your few wrinkles/ make you look younger.
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December 31, 2018 06:14:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona East
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Platt Parish
Comments:Happy New Year to all commenters and readers at this much admired site! May the polite exchanges and cheerful banter within our group carry on in 2019!!
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December 31, 2018 02:22:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Fleetfoot the Redskin Winger; Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pigeon's Green/lodging with Jock McS.
Comments:Following on...I'm covering the West. Otford United and Ide Hill are also snooping around for those Ightham players. It's not fair, we should be getting first picks. And how did goal-scoring machine, Josh 'Drogba' Brown, get allowed to be dual registered with Kemsing United? We've got to wake up!!
Which Option Do You Prefer? A 60 man squad - with 2 teams in the Haart of Kent County League - in the not too distant future.
December 10, 2018 17:20:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Jock McStrapp, ex-Clackmannan Kickers FC captain.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pigeon's Green, St. Mary's Platt.
Comments:Mike : Do you have any inside info, as to whether some of those Ightham 1st XI FC superstars, will be signing the dotted line with our high flying Potters FC? What a squad we could have!! They're mainly from the Malling, Larkfield, Ditton, Aylesford area. And I've heard that the Snodland, King's Hill, Wateringbury and Staplehurst clubs have been sniffing around. However, I'm keeping my fingers crossed, day and night!!
Which Option Do You Prefer? A good Potters FC 1st XI - and Reserves XI, too!!
December 9, 2018 22:10:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Kurt Wangthrob Jnr.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham Common
Comments:That was "hell of a" in the positive - 'a hell of a good job.' It must be a regional thing - some have thought I meant opposite to that. Popular George/'Deafy,' had also been well respected in the past, as a member of Borough Green Fire Brigade.
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December 4, 2018 18:12:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Kurt Wangthrob Jnr.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham Common
Comments:Fred Fudpucker : Hiring Spaniards? While pretty well retired, George 'Deafy' Denton did a hell of a job keeping BG tidy. With his handcart; bass broom and spade. Curb, gutter, drain cleaning tools. Brishing hook, hand/pruning saws, secateurs/ hedging and ditching tools; most prominent. And his garden shed was full of other tools he used at times. Lucky it's not going to be Italians though. They would be sitting around smoking - then after your misses. And if he IS Miss Stunt, as you claim - Mike!!
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December 4, 2018 06:15:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona East
Email:
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you from:
Comments:Hardey Wallbanger : Tell us about it - don't be modest. Did you tell her that you'd plastered your boat with Viagra, fortified with rapid Ultra High strength, non-shrink epoxy paste? I sort of heard about it, through the grapevine. Without a polyurethane control joint at about the middle, it will sink. Does that sound familiar? Is that what your good wife had mentioned? Don't be hard on yourself, Hardey. We all have to learn.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Old spice would be nice, but add full strength acrylic bonding agent to it, Best of luck!
December 4, 2018 01:16:51 (GMT Time)


Name:harvey wallbanger
Email:
Where are
you from:		resident BOROUGH GREEN VILLAGE
Comments:You know I was smartening my self up to go in search of a pub within the confines of Borough green area , cam across this cream in the bathroom cabinet, call Viagra slapped it on the old boat race turned to my good wife and said "DO I LOOK HARD IN THIS ?" I will not divulge what she said .
Which Option Do You Prefer? old spice
December 1, 2018 13:46:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred fudpucker
Email:with held due to fan mail
Where are
you from:		Borough green ministry of true information
Comments: HI To all of you old gits out there who have nothing better to do than read about the adventures of Jill Stunt an her band of followers, Let you into a secret it really is Mike taylor in drag fact !!! . Right here's one I have picked up on the council grape vine did you know the waste collections & street cleaning has been sold of to a Spanish firm ? due to start next April . TOMMY TUG WANT LIKE IT !!! Questions in the house .but you read it here first .
Which Option Do You Prefer? A BRITISH COMPANY NOT SOME EEC FUNDED OUTFIT .
November 30, 2018 11:40:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Rear Admiral Sebastian Knobrotte
Email:
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you from:
Comments:Captain Cuthbert, the Honourable Scratchbull : I've heard it mentioned that you are, 'Young enough to enjoy it, old enough to know better.' What on earth does that mean?
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November 23, 2018 07:34:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Prime Minister Justin Truedough
Email:
Where are
you from:		North of USA
Comments:I hope my language is alright with you guy chaps. That Theresa looks to be an alright bit of crumpet. Sweeter than Canadian maple syrup.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Two thumbs up for Theresa
November 18, 2018 23:02:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Lovely Theresa May : "Preparations for an orderly exit should proceed." Dominic R. : "Goodbye Theresa." Esther McVey : "Ta-ta!" and so on..."Toodles!" and on..."DO keep in touch." Jim D./Me..."Theresa. Can I comfort you? I'll make you my No.1." nudge, nudge, wink, wink. [in a nice/respectful sort of way].
Which Option Do You Prefer? Right now, Theresa.
November 17, 2018 01:54:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Male Nurse Dryfaartz, Nee - Poohbody.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Uptown Old Soar, Plaxtol Parish border with St. Mary's Platt Parish.
Comments:My Captain, Most Honourable Cuthbert, Retired with Most Honours : What a gay mood you have been in - I'm almost sure you feel like being in love.
Which Option Do You Prefer? You and Miss Jilly to make a successful go of it - save some energy for springtime.
November 16, 2018 14:30:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson MP
Email:
Where are
you from:		Chevening.
Comments:Captain Cuthbert : Regarding Miss Jilly Stunt's LATEST vital statistics. The odds say YOU will be first to inform the world. How's the photo coming along? The odds say I have no option at the moment, with Miss Jilly. Can't wait!
Which Option Do You Prefer? Maybe 12 yrs time, Capt. C. will slow down, and I will sweep Jilly off of her feet.
November 15, 2018 21:41:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:BG NEWS : 1950's Tippers at Isles Quarry. Mentioned, are "Sabrina's T**S" in the background.
Which Option Do You Prefer? GLENDA'S were my favourite - I dreamt about them last night. Overall, JANE still first choice.
November 15, 2018 18:06:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Theresa May : I did mean YOU - if Jane Wymark wasn't/isn't available. But if you prefer Boris - THEN Glenda. I hope The Captain supplies a photo of Miss Jilly Stunt
Which Option Do You Prefer? So : GOLD - JANE; SILVER - THERESA; BRONZE - GLENDA. Without a photo : FOURTH - JILLY.
November 15, 2018 17:38:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:See 2 posts ago. Audrey May lived at Tollgate Estate, during her schooldays. She became Mrs. Tring - later living in Snodland. Audrey looked a little like George Clooney's wife. I MEANT TO WRITE, THERESA MAY!
Which Option Do You Prefer? Well, Theresa - if Tom Barnaby's Midsomer wife, dumps me. Glenda's only about mid-80s, isn't she?
November 15, 2018 02:36:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona East
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Platt Parish
Comments:Captain Cuthbert : Regarding, Email : MOD RETIRED. Do you still have your Mod scooter, with all those lights and chrome? They're worth a lot of bread now, aren't they? I wouldn't let Miss Josie know where you keep it, if I were you. Did she used to live at Grange Rd., Platt - opposite the Blue Anchor?
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November 14, 2018 23:33:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Honourable Captain : The only sure way you can tell a bloke's a guy [with certain reservations], is when he's wearing Stiletto heels, Slingbacks, high heeled shoes, etc. It just doesn't, ever, look right. I have never cross dressed. Not that I remember, anyway! Just joking. But I am a 'bit different', I suppose. I quite fancy Tom Barnaby's wife, Audrey May, and Glenda Jackson [when she was closer to their age].
Which Option Do You Prefer? Tom Barnaby's wife.
November 14, 2018 22:41:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain Cutey : I'm a Transvestite, and proud of it! But mainly for ceremonial occasions, with those gorgeous Grenadier Guardsmen. XOXOX If I'm at Romney Marsh, I quite like sheep. But NO Velcro gloves as a present, Thankyou very much. I'm NOT like that.
Which Option Do You Prefer? British Grenadier Guardsmen - especially a Retired Captain, with lots of Pension money.
November 14, 2018 18:26:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Captain The Honerable Cuthbert Scratchbull .
Email:MOD RETIRED
Where are
you from:		The first of foot the Greadier guards regiment of foot guards.
Comments:Retired of course with an eye for the filly's don't you know !. This other lady who leave her comments the cowgirl , me thinks she may be a cross dresser . cheek the feet out sergeant !cant have them distracting the other ranks can we what !
Which Option Do You Prefer? A HONEST WOMAN
November 14, 2018 15:26:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie :
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain, the Honourable C. Scratchbull : I see that Jeyes disinfectant is supplied to the British Royal Family/ Royal Household and the Tory Cabinet Households. Are commoners Katherine Middleton and Megan Markle allowed to use this? It doesn't seem like cricket, if they are. I've heard that as a stain remover on unmentionables, it can destroy the stitches. Is that true? The Duke and Duchess of Cornwall were heatedly complaining about this. The opinion of Boris Johnson MP, is currently being sought. Also, The Archbishop Of Canterbury. It is hoped to get to the bottom of this, by November 30th 2018. Let's hope the European Union doesn't get involved. Keep the faith, buddy! Cheers!
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November 14, 2018 00:25:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:The entertaining/educated, Captain the Honourable Scratchbull : You could make a lot of money to add to your sky high, Officer's wage/pension. By ridding Mr. [Peter or Jackie?] Fermer's apple trees of mealybug; wrapping apples in nice shiny paper, then selling to that place that used to be The Railway Hotel. I don't know about now, but their father was the first grower to have his apples in cold storage, during the early to mid 1950's. It could be a good deal/setup, for you and one or two of the brothers. I'm always helping others make money. You could stop/give me a lift, as you drive by in that taxi. I sometimes wear a red hat, if it's a bit chilly. Thanks Captain!
Which Option Do You Prefer? At the moment, I'm not eating an apple a day - it was keeping my doctor friend, away.
November 13, 2018 00:34:36 (GMT Time)


Name:captain the honerable scratchbull
Email:n/a
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH, PLATT IGTHAM GARDEN MESS UP
Comments:Now pay attention I shall divulge this once and once only for the sake of a young filly Jays can = jeyes disinfectant for the use of getting rid of stale smells and crotch rot and the mealybug on ones apple tree don't you know???, by the by popped into the Bull on Friday last had to many gins, taxi home you know no glimpse of the bloody young filly what!
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November 12, 2018 21:18:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Private Simon Snotface; Ret. [thrown out].
Email:
Where are
you from:		My temporary chalet - Garden shed at The Bull.
Comments:Jilly : Pink and blue panty hose wouldn't be bad. Or bare legged - I'm turned on a bit by goose bumps on a girl's legs during Autumn in Wrotham. I suppose you would prefer knitted woollen hiking stockings if/when we go sledging on the Downs?
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November 7, 2018 17:56:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Capt. C. [Cecil?] Scratchbull: I admit I'm a bit slow - was a slow learner at school; but I'm quite cute, even if I say it myself! What is a 'Jay's can' then. It would take sort of a small portion of airborne/vapourized chemical/s to wrinkle nylon stockings, wouldn't it? Bye for now. XOXOX
Which Option Do You Prefer? Do YOU like a girl in nylon stockings, bobby socks, knitted woollen hiking stockings or panty hose?
November 7, 2018 17:13:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain the Honourable C. Scratchbull; MM, DSO. My Canuck cousin is a fan of the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team. They call their little boy's room the 'Jays Can'. What is a 'Jays can' where the lady has wrinkled stockings?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 6, 2018 17:26:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I'm thinking I might crash the party - but only if it's OK. I'm a very respectable lady, and shy, and it's certainly not that I would be exposing my unmentionables. I will be wearing black. What is pink and blue?
Which Option Do You Prefer? Me there too. One more of the fair sex will be cool - right boys, and Jilly?
November 6, 2018 16:55:20 (GMT Time)


Name:MISS Jilly S Stunt
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Come on boys pack this silliness up ,I have a reputation to think of you know!, Tell you what lets all meet in the Bull AT wrotham for Pimm's on Friday week 16 /11/2018 at 2000hrs I WILL WEAR PINK AND BLUE OK TFT Jilly xxxxxx
Which Option Do You Prefer? your choice
November 6, 2018 15:39:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Harvey wallbanger
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		resident BOROUGH GREEN VILLAGE
Comments: I wonder how many of you good folks have been really affected by this austerity business ,Well I personally have not when I think back ok pay rises have been reserved for the leaders in public office and alike. But then really thinking about it is those at the top of the pile who have been doing all the shouting yet they have benefited the most. Then we come to Brexit If we have another referendum then democracy will be dead and buried in this country of ours , we voted that's it is done , it is those that did not vote who are to blame and are shouting fowl . And it is true that those making the most noise about leaving are those who are going to loose the most Bankers Politicians and those working in that corrupted organization the EEC if you love them so much pack up and leave .
Which Option Do You Prefer? freedom with British laws and values and a right to deport undesirables
November 6, 2018 15:27:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Captain the Honerable C SCRATCHBULL MM DSO
Email:with held
Where are
you from:		The New Borough green city a planners dream
Comments:I Say it really is getting a bit much when a chap gets to fantasizing about this young filly Miss Jilly Stunt, JUST WHO ARE YOU MADAM ?? come along now own up be brave and divulge your name . I was sitting in the M O ,s waiting room just the other day thinking to ones self who is she suddenly eyes meet and quickly diverted to the floor in embarrassment could it be her? No thank the lord wrinkly stockings and smell that came from a Jays can. put us all out of our misery madam give us a clue please!!!
Which Option Do You Prefer? A HONEST WOMAN
November 6, 2018 14:58:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Ginny Chronic
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:FREE : Borough Green Area Newcomers Club - next Meetings at 6:45 pm, Thursday Nov. 8th at the mansions of Commander Theo Ramsbottom and Captain, The Right Honourable Scratchballs. Easy to confirm where they reside, if you are unsure. Parking [inc. spill over] tickets, 17 quid - 22 if dripping oil. See you all then. Don't be late, it's a date!
Which Option Do You Prefer? Free parking; if someone brings Jilly Stunt
November 5, 2018 17:11:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Hunt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain, the Right Honourable Scratchballs : When I was young, it was only old ladies with a pug dog on their lap, who downed G & Ts. Now Tories; former Grammar school Camden Town males, in their mid 20s to mid 30s; and yourself do likewise. Trendsetter Adrian, mixes Martini with his G & T. And on his birthday, has a little moonshine and Tequila on the side. Spend the night in your sleeping bag, under the English Oak table of that posh pub, to get your order in quick at opening time.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 2, 2018 17:03:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Hunt
Email:
Where are
you from:		I'm actually checking out lodging in the posh part of Maidsone Road
Comments:Billy Hunt fancies Jilly Stunt. But what chance would I have with Commander Theo Ramsbottom and Captain, The Right Honourable Scratchballs lurking in the wings? I understand they attended Sevenoaks School too, straw hats and hampers and all that toff's stuff. I've heard they were tutored to break wind to Edward Elgar's Enigma Variations, with hardly the slightest whiff of unpleasantness. Like eau de cologne, compared to my middle-working class efforts accompanying Dave Clark's Glad All Over. But those two refined gentlemen wouldn't regard me as the slightest of rivals, I'm quite sure. So maybe I can glean some valuable hints from them. Wish me luck in my attempts. Fingers crossed, Jilly Stunt here I come.
Which Option Do You Prefer? BGGC with green grassland, where only poodles and other intelligent dogs do their business.
November 2, 2018 04:16:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Captain The Right Honerable Scratchbull.
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		Borough-green city
Comments:Have you who reside in this village and surrounding areas notice the amount of D F L ,s that have intruded into our country way of life of late ? Dam great Chelsea tractors are driven by there wives, half who can not drive a fly off a rice pudding let alone a country lane,They chock up the bars of the well to do public house in the surrounding villages with terrible pretend upper crust laughter with plastic cards being flashed at every opportunity. Takes a good twenty minutes to order G&T not good enough ! you know no respect for there superiors . WHAT!A Dam good flogging would not come a miss I can tell you . Bye the bye who is this Miss Jilly Stunt ??
Which Option Do You Prefer? GREEN UNSPOILT COUNTRY SIDE
October 31, 2018 17:23:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Loo Costello
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly 'Pine Close', Crouch Lane, BG
Comments:I remember Steve R. having a midlife crisis while playing hide-and-seek, and automatically losing. He couldn't find himself.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Steve back to his admirable, normal self. But hopefully not stealing my gilfriend from me.
October 25, 2018 17:53:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Commander Theo Ramsbottom, RN Retired. : It's so super cool to read your groovy, hip, fab way of talking upper class toff lingo. I really dig it, and you send me far more so than a Captain would. No one talks like you at the ranch - you really tickle my fancy. PLEASE leave another comment soon, I can't wait. Have you ever commanded a rowing boat on Basted Mill Pond? I'm wondering, do you think I should take a cold shower too? Toodle-oo, cheerio for now.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Commander Theo Ramsbottom, RN Retired.
October 17, 2018 17:05:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Rear Admiral Sebastian Knobrotte, 95% Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Vigo Village.
Comments:What do you call a friendly filly who loves small thingys? Hopefully your girlfriend. Especially myself, as at this stage of my life I'm rather limited to springtime activity in any case.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Haven't given Viagara a try yet. So maybe I will before winter.
October 15, 2018 23:00:50 (GMT Time)


Name:theo Ramsbottom Comander RN RETIRED
Email:
Where are
you from:		Lost in conservative hell
Comments: Who is this Jilly Stunt ? is she some young filly of a woman wishing to have the bonds of restriction lifted from her being ?. I am sure there would be plenty of suiters within the village who would take her in hand eh! what . Come along woman reveal your self and put these Viagra poppers out of there agony . That's what happens when its free over the counter What!what !! Cold showers early to bed .
Which Option Do You Prefer? play boy ?
October 15, 2018 20:30:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Charlie Nguyen
Email:
Where are
you from:		Kangeroo Creek, Fairseat
Comments:Mike Gear : Good to hear from you again! Was that welcoming sign wording thought up by newish Aussie immigrants to God's Country/BG, from the no longer cheaper parts of London? Thought I'd seen more VW camper vans in the area lately. Incidentally, last time I checked, my surname was the 8th most common in Australia. I'm open to changing my surname, to sound a little more Kentish. But I'm keeping my Christian name 100% the same.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
October 15, 2018 17:04:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Theodore Coward
Email:
Where are
you from:		Styants Bottom Rd., Ightham
Comments:Jilly : How can a mild, timid man enjoy freedom of speech if his better half insists that he listens to her all the time, even when he's trying to sleep? And if he finally gets a word or two in edgeways, before you can say Jack Robinson, she argues him down and out. Your intelligent analyzing of his dilemma would be most welcome. Sincere thanks. TC.
Which Option Do You Prefer? He would diligently like to work on helpfull suggestions to modify his life.
October 14, 2018 22:56:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Rabbit-Russell.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Current concrete-restricted BG
Comments:Thinks : Part of my future with Jilly, in the 10,000 psi pre-stressed and post-tensioned Isles Quarry concrete stocks. Jilly : I can't wait 'til you really tell me all about the topics you mention, when we are held captive in those stocks. Don't put too much blame on poor Rich Tom; there were many former-low class jumped up climbers from our district, who voted for the Tories. They now feel so fulfilled - 'upper class' in their own lunchtimes. Are you also Jillian, Gillian, or Jill? Well, 'bye for now - I'm off to Church.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
October 14, 2018 17:09:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Jilly stunt
Email:with held
Where are
you from:		Borough green city site of
Comments:Well I fell that Harvey wall banger and Fred fud pucker seem to know a lot more than we credit them for, Only this very day Friday 12 oct 2018 we have young Toganhart or Tom to his Torie mate going spare on radio Kent about the very subject of lorry parks on the m26 m20 yet these old fellows knew about it months ago .
Which Option Do You Prefer? freedom OF SPEECH
October 12, 2018 16:32:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Rabbit-Russell
Email:
Where are
you from:		6,000 psi-plus, future high strength BG Concrete Garden City
Comments:jilly stunt : [Thinks : That could be an anon for Julia Sanderson] Harry is Harvey's twin brother, isn't he? How do you tell the difference? Architecturally/engineered designed exposed concrete should definitely not be painted in our future fabulous city. There is going to be more concrete in our future. To get him onside, the planners are considering a take off/landing pad for Supermike's future flying gritter. Below option : Freedom is vastly overrated. I've always been bossed around by women.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Beautiful concrete, with Isles Quarry concrete stocks in which to spend some time with jilly.
September 28, 2018 17:01:33 (GMT Time)


Name:jilly stunt
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Well said Fred fud pucker and harry wall banger these truth there ,but some find it hard to see.
Which Option Do You Prefer? freedom
September 28, 2018 15:35:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer's exceedingly naughty young brother
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Donald Trump took a dump on the kitchen floor, J.Hunt came up and licked it up, And then he asked for more.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Same, with double-Devon cream.
September 26, 2018 22:31:20 (GMT Time)


Name:fred fud pucker
Email:with held due to left wing loony librals
Where are
you from:		Borough green city site of
Comments:Did you know how the Tories got there name ? It may come as a shock so if you are a Torie sit back with your G&T or scotch and read on ,The nickname, Tories, originated in Ireland in the mid-sixteenth century, deriving from the Gaelic word "Toraidhe", which meant plunderer, robber,,thief, barbarian and general yobo. Even though they officially changed there name to Conservatives , the original name seems to have stuck I wonder why ??????>
Which Option Do You Prefer? GREEN UNSPOILT COUNTRY SIDE
September 25, 2018 08:50:51 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:witheld
Where are
you from:		The New Borough green city
Comments:The village signs at the boundaries to our wonderful village should be replace with ones reading WELCOME TO BOROUGH GREEN THE HOME OF THE BRITISH MOANING POM .
Which Option Do You Prefer?
September 23, 2018 13:18:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Fredick Fud pucker
Email:With held due to the tory police and left wing libral minded people.
Where are
you from:		Borough-green city
Comments:Well I've been a pondering on what's been going on around these parts as late .We have the developers that are related to the Borough councillors rubbing there hands together , along with that large bank in docklands, not to mention the London Borough of lets move them out into the country . Telling us that they are going to build there bloody city here and make lots of Wonga to line there already gold lined pockets . Well here are a few home truths that Torie boy will not like you to know. Why do you think the M20 is being widened ? answer a dam great lorry park not for the commuters ,keep two lanes open two for freight and two for cars all the way to clackets lane. Why are all of these new homes needed not for our off spring but for those who have immigrated here and paid diddly squat into the system and reside in London. Ok you call me racist but wake up that's why certain London councils want shot of them to ease the burden on there councils. As a foot note did
Which Option Do You Prefer? GREEN UNSPOILT COUNTRY SIDE
September 21, 2018 15:28:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie.
Email:
Where are
you from:		GS's Backyard Ranch
Comments:I prefer and agree unanimously with Harley Headbanger. I may have his name a little wrong - my short term memory isn't what it was.
Which Option Do You Prefer? ---- ditto ----
May 10, 2018 17:07:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Harvey wallbanger
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:I wonder how many of the sick,lame and lazy who visit our local Doctors surgery , on receipt of your prescriptions have to trudge up to Loyd's chemists to get your pills and potions ,We dutifully hand over our prescriptions and are told it will be 20 min or more . So off you go and find some one to chat to and keep up with the local gossip, on returning one is told its out of stock, be here tomorrow, or the best one yet the manufacturers have stopped making it . ( But on checking with Pfizer UK they had a mechanical brake down ) What I am saying is why can we not get our pills and potions from the chemists in the surgery? . But we are informed that if we reside within one mile of the surgery we have to go to the village pharmacy who are totally incompetent at supplying a village such as ours even on going or monthly prescriptions theirs always a shortage of something or other. Thanks for reading this if yo did From a totally p---- off person pushing pills like no tomorrow p
Which Option Do You Prefer? surgery dispensary
April 6, 2018 14:48:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona West
Email:sevy1970{at}me.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green/Crouch
Comments:I am a local dog walker around Stone house Field & Platt Woods Lately there are more & more piles of 'Dog Pooh' left everywhere... Please Please watch where your dog is doing this and pick it up!.. If not dog walking in public areas will become more restricted simply through owners not taking responsibility of their Dogs Some of us seem to be having to Clear Up after folk who are simply not bothering and some folk are leaving their 'Pooh' bags lying instead of using dog bins.. So cone on Dog Owners Start Cleaning Up After your Dogs..
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 26, 2018 13:09:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Kids can be from a low income family; receive a good upbringing from their parents; not get in with the wrong crowd; be OK. I was not solely referring to 'spoilt kids' in it's mainly thought of sense - but also to being 'spoilt' by poor upbringing/lack of attention, by parents who do not deserve to have kids.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 2, 2017 02:16:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Age Concern Shed, with my ferret
Comments:Parents are to blame for the behavior of their spoilt kids. RAGING GRANNIES UNITE and attack useless parents of spoilt kids. Also, replace Police who are sitting in Sainsbury's car park eating doughnuts, with the SPECIAL FORCE OF UNITED RAGING GRANNIES.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 1, 2017 05:59:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Anon
Email:Name witheld fo fear of arrest
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Be very careful Mike, the Police may refuse to come out and deal with these young hooligans, but if you take the law into your own hands they will descend like avenging angels and smite thee. An elderly lady was blocked crossing the railway footbridge in the High St by 3 kids on bikes, pushed one aside, and was arrested and cautioned by Police.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
July 14, 2017 06:50:41 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Over the past few days I have been informed about the reckless behaviour of some of the youngster in the village ridding there bikes up and down the high street pulling wheelies and using troopers language (fit only for the barrack room ) at any protesting motorist and bye standers . Why complain to me ? is beyond comprehension, Why not the police ,what police ? never see them only hear them passing through to Maidstone totally useless one might say . If you as a law abiding citizen so much as clouted them they would have you for assort then the old bill would make an appearance mob handed . One other thing have any of you been tail gated by the young idiot in the silver car of late ?, Tends to pull out of black horse lane seems to be high on something in my view BUT THERE AGAIN THEY KNOW THEY ARE PROTECTED BY THE LAW AND WE ARE NOT. COME ON MR PLOD DO YOUR JOB .BEFORE SOMEBODY IS HURT
Which Option Do You Prefer? BETTER POLICING
July 12, 2017 09:38:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Thinking further about Fred's comments - whilst it is true that slowing traffic increases pollution, it is a judgement call between the risk of a slow death by asphyxiation weighed against the immediate risk of death by speeding idiots. Answer - wear body armour and a breatjing mask
Which Option Do You Prefer?
April 21, 2017 08:03:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:In actual fact it is not KCC to blame for the Red Lion roundabout (for once) it is the bodge-it contractors employed by the developer. I understand there is legal action to get it completed properly. Regards A25 roadworks - the speed was unacceptable, as was the road surface - how do they repair the surface without closing the road, Brainiac? I would have preferred a daytime road closure, but mustn't upset motorists, must we? I don't know if it will solve the speeding problems, but at least KCC are trying. It would also be good to get rid of the pillocks who park on the pavement, but the Police don't want to upset them. And motorists think they are persecuted , what about the residents?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
April 6, 2017 16:30:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Fudpucker
Email:crazy .people&outlook.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:I wonder how many people who read these ramblings have been informed of what is going to take place caused by the Parish councillors folly ?that access A25 Fact 20 mph speed limit it is a proven that this speed is more of a pollutant but what do I know !. Chicanes speed bumps useless cars just go over them. Householders living along the A25 Sevenoaks & Maidstone will have seven nights of sleep deprivation. How many have been informed by letter that as of the 24 April 2017 the A25 will be closed to all traffic from 2000 hrs and 0600hrs for up to seven nights. Not only is it likely that you will not be able to get into or out of your roads or property they can prepare themselves for seven sleepless nights, And Paddy o jobs worth " Sure ye,s cant come down here roads close so it tis " . The rest of use will be robbed blind all because of the KCC and a few of the local councillors can not solve the traffic problems and it will come from our rates make no mistake .hey !ho wha
Which Option Do You Prefer? Life as it was
March 27, 2017 21:16:24 (GMT Time)


Name:FRED
Email:NOT POSSIBLE
Where are
you from:		OLD BOROUGH GREEN
Comments:last November I complained about the road markings on the round about outside the old Red lion pub that looks more like a pimple on a rats posterior. Well it has now practically worn away traffic can be seen going to the right of it ,over the top, with no decrease in speed ,An accident just waiting to happen. I have complained 4 times to date. But our wonderful k c c sit on the fat bottoms and twiddle there thumbs hoping things will not happen, must save the £ for our wage rise attitude . I wish I could share there confidence in the average driver/commuter
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 12, 2017 20:12:53 (GMT Time)


Name:mike G
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Further to my last, I decided to do a survey I collected number plates of 4x4 in the library /village hall carpark To my surprise surprise the majority of 4x4 driven by the D F L types are company cars not owned by the driver but owned by there spouses companies that they are employed with .Don't ask how I came by this information but it does not take rocket science to obtain this information just knowing the right people of the old Regiment if you catch my drift . And whilst on the subject Thursdays between 1600hrs -1700hrs in the village hall car park is code red +5 if you want a dent /scratch don't park here .
Which Option Do You Prefer? The old Borough -green in the old Kentish county yuppie free envirament .
March 12, 2017 19:54:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Very Passionate, Mike, but in fact the bulk of the FWDs are home grown - never see any mud, but its about perceived status, not practicality - the fact is they don't know how to drive them. It is comical to watch them trying to negotiate narrow bits like Station Rd. Regarding road works - the majority of the village want traffic slowed down, and although the scheme is experimental, even the road works slow them down.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 12, 2017 08:56:30 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:What with the road works, The new buildings ,and the lack of Public houses to drowned ones sorrows in we now have something else that's hit the village. It is totally useless lays around like dust , Drives a 4X4 And is referred to by many as a D F L (Down from London) can be seen clogging the carparks of the plastic pubs at week ends not to mention the country lanes , Tends to be very loud and well heled , "don't you know darling" . And if that lot does not make you depressed the councillors folly will, Six or eight weeks of hell on the A25 from skew bridge to dark hill. And at the completion we will have a nice smooth pot hole free road surface with lots of obstacles dotted here and there to slow the traffic . Then paddy will turn up within a month to dig it up again. Bugger it I'm off to New Zealand had enough .
Which Option Do You Prefer? TO BE LEFT IN A CONCRETE FREE COUNTY
March 7, 2017 15:20:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Reply to Fred
Comments:I agree about housing, BG is just big enough, thank you. I hope by immigration I resume you mean the influx of London Commuters who are driving our kids out of the property market. I also agree about Tory councillors, but Tim and I are definitely not that.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 20, 2015 09:10:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Blue Bear - responding to first comment, could not agree more, provided by immigration you mean all outsiders moving into the village. Regarding public money and the War Memorial, I can assure you that waste of public money is a constant bane of mine, and if you went a little deeper into our history you would we are called the DIY village because we take on these projects ourselves, saving a lot of money. This time though we are building on Highways land and have to comply with their criteria. And it will still come in at a sensible price. I put a lot of personal effort into ensuring we do not waste public money, as do the rest of the Parish Council, and there is only one Tory amongst us.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 19, 2015 09:25:34 (GMT Time)


Name:fred
Email:bluethebear1{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGHGREEN
Comments:For years now it has always puzzled me as to why when the erection of a public building or monument must always be built at treble the price of that of an established family builder from the area . As I understand the war memorial is a dam good idea but why is it so much public money is being spent on it ? I know for a fact a local builder could erect a wall for less why must these builders approved by the local and county council be used what happened to fair competition and trade something wrong somewhere !!!
Which Option Do You Prefer?
October 29, 2015 10:25:53 (GMT Time)


Name:FRED
Email:bluethebear1'outlook.com
Where are
you from:		Boroughgreen
Comments:New proposed housing = The planners, developers and Torie councilors get richer and we the poor serfs have to put up with the consequence i/e depletion of green belt land and more strangers who contribute nowt to village life
Which Option Do You Prefer? NO MORE HOUSING HERE NO MORE IMIGRATION
October 27, 2015 15:22:17 (GMT Time)


Name:MIKE
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH GREEN
Comments:1 The red lion round about total disaster accident awaiting to happen this can only be described as a pimple on a rats a--- motorist just pull out not giving way to traffic coming from the right .a lot of motorist think that you do not drive to the left or around the mini round about but go to the right or over the top ./ Kent police could make a fortune in fines if they install a camera here keep the Crime commissioner in champagne for years . Social housing and affordable housing The villagers were told that the new housing at isles quarry known as Bangay close or Toxic terrace was going to be both SOCIAL AND PRIVATE yet we have been lied to by the Conservatives blatant lies the housing is out of reach of the average wage earner in this village £300,500 PLUS and the social housing seems to be People not of this area but from London and beyond loose talk has it that we could end up with a few immigrants from Iraq now that worrying . And the ones that do buy do not contrib
Which Option Do You Prefer? TRAFIC LIGHTS 2 SETS WESTERN ROAD SEVENOAKS ROAD, HIGH STREETJUNCTION A25 SEVENOAKS ROAD.
October 7, 2015 09:05:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website response to Man in Black
Comments:One could make the case that Tonbridge and Malling awarding a "Freeman of the Borough" was entirely justified as a reward for betraying Borough Green. I did vote against the award at Council, but was out-voted 53 - 1
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September 17, 2015 07:46:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website response to Bravo two zero
Comments:Whilst we would have preferred a full set of lights, a roundabout will give us changed priorities, slow down through traffic, and give us a chance to get about our village again. I don't really care if the loonies who cut through our village do crash, it will slow them down even more. Seriously though, it will make a very dangerous junction a little better. But I do agree the building was an absolute farce
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September 17, 2015 07:43:25 (GMT Time)


Name:mr
Email: maninblack{at}live.com
Where are
you from:		tn158hj
Comments: freeman of the borough how much ?
Which Option Do You Prefer? nothing
September 15, 2015 20:59:18 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:Oh dear what a mess the new Seven oaks road junction Western road A25 new round round about is I understand it is going to be a mini round about something that resembles a pimple on a gnats bum That every body in Kings hill drives over or to the right of true go look for your self's At the present time it is an accident waiting to happen . Blind corner pavement and road altered already people just driving out into the path of oncoming traffic a complete disaster and a waste of tax payers money. I just hope the person who is unfortunate to have a smash here sues the council for every penny that they can get. And the person who designed it is brought to book. If this disaster is any thing to go by god help us with the other things that KCC has in store for us between Skew bridge and Dark hill I think one would be safer on the doggems at Hastings .
Which Option Do You Prefer? THE OLD A 25
September 15, 2015 20:50:48 (GMT Time)


Name:concerned
Email:thedevilsown{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		hell
Comments:FREEMAN OF THE BOROUGH? SO DOES THAT GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO WALK THROUGH THE VILLAGE WITH DRUMS AND FIFE PLAYING ? YE ! GODS O B E next!! What about those who work FOR the village?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 9, 2015 16:48:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Din Morgan
Email:ceffyl.du{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Let it be in an OPEN public place so that all the World can see how our village honours those wh gave their lives for us.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
May 13, 2015 13:52:05 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:mikegear{at}btinternet.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:So as to not hinder traffic crow hill the area known locally as the knob ideal area large in size a roadway for single file traffic leading to a car park with a few seats overlooking the village let us complete what the developers said they would do years ago that is land scape it .
Which Option Do You Prefer? CROWHILL
March 28, 2015 10:01:48 (GMT Time)


Name:JOHN SKINNER
Email:johnehskinner{at}btopenworld.com
Where are
you from:		39 Western Road Borough Green
Comments:Very pleased that we are to have a war memorial
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road Gfeen
March 27, 2015 10:00:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Cherie Reid
Email:cherie{at}waterscouts.org
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I think the memorial needs to be viewable from the main road - so this one seems the most sensible version. There is also a ready made space at this site.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
March 8, 2015 18:33:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:webmaster
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Hi Alan, Thanks for your comments. Are you Tom Parker's son? email me - mike.truck (at) btconnect.com
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 2, 2015 08:14:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Alan
Email:Parker
Where are
you from:		Born in Borough Green Rock Road 1951 currently in Brisbane Australia.
Comments:CrowHill is the best option situated on a hill overlooking the whole Village
Which Option Do You Prefer? CrowHill
March 2, 2015 07:18:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Amanda Gear
Email:mandg80{at}googlemail.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:I feel it should be placed somewhere peaceful away from traffic noise and fumes. It should be a place where people can come sit and reflect and remember the fallen.
Which Option Do You Prefer? crowhill
February 27, 2015 23:21:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Tracey Blacker
Email:t.blacker{at}tesco.net
Where are
you from:		Monckton Road
Comments:I like the Western Road location. A bit of space around it, easy to see, suitable place for a gathering of people. Lived in Borough Green all my life and haven't a clue where Crowhill Knob is (obviously somewhere around Crowhill!) Library and Village Hall look like it has just been crammed in somewhere. Rock Road is not a safe place from the traffic point of view, in fact, I would say dangerous.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
February 27, 2015 20:12:54 (GMT Time)


Name:E HEWITT-HULIN
Email:nicolahewitt-h{at}HOTMAIL.COM
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:I like the design
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western road
February 20, 2015 11:48:10 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
February 17, 2015 11:44:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Therese Dawson
Email:dawsonlate{at}aol.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I like the quarry stone and brick to reflect the core industries associated with the village.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
February 10, 2015 22:17:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Lucilla Mackay
Email:lucilla{at}themount65.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Crouch Lane Borough Green
Comments:Having been involved with Remembrance ceremonies at the Platt Memorial, it is a nightmare having cars whizzing past all the time. Others mention closing the road for a service at the Western Road site but I think you wll find that the police will not do this. They won't close the A25 at Platt, and there are two roads involved at the Western Road junction. The setting at the library will be a peaceful place for anyone wanting a quiet moment by the memorial. That would not be possible in any of the other locations apart from Crow Hill, which is too far out of the village.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Library
February 6, 2015 16:53:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Duncan Barratt
Email:barratd{at}westminster.ac.uk
Where are
you from:		Central Borough Green
Comments:This should stand proud at the entrance to the village. A visible 24/7 location has to be a better and more fitting tribute to those who gave their lives than a hidden or less visible location that is more accommodating for a once a year service. We can close roads off for the very well supported and attended Xmas lights. I am sure we could manage a similar something for the remembrance service. The western road location also has the advantage that all the passing traffic (until we get the missing slip roads) will se it too. Once we have the slip roads it would be in a more tranquil location by default. A win/win.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road Junction
February 5, 2015 23:09:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Linda Dardis
Email:lindar{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Long overdue
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Rd
February 5, 2015 15:16:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Charlie Copping
Email:charlie_copping{at}yahoo.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Sevenoaks Road
Comments:Looking at all 5 sites, I would say that the Western Road or the High Street location would be most suitable. Crowhill, Rock Road and behind the Library seem a little bit out of site out of mind. Western Rd has the advantage that there is greenery and a bit of space around it and also whilst being in a prominent location is slightly away from the eye if people did want some space. The High St could have an advantage that the Road could be shut off for Remembrance Day itself and therefore a little quieter however would always be overlooked if people wanted 5-10 mins throughout the year>
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road or High Street
February 4, 2015 12:58:43 (GMT Time)