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Name:Jilly and Fiona
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Comments:Hey! Ivor, Are you keeping out of mischief? We read that 75% of all body heat is lost through the top of the head. That sounds like you could go skiing naked down those Brecon Beacon mountains if you got a good hat. Have you tried it yet?
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January 23, 2021 07:20:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Misses Jilly and Fiona together - again
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Comments:To well behaved Mr. Ivor Bigun WC and Bar, times 6. Aah! that January snow drifting off those Brecon Beacon mountains. Do you roll in the snow, almost/or naked, like those Finnish people? Our dads are asking how you measure the depth of snow. Using a Kentish-type rainfall gauge, wouldn't the snow stick to the side of the gauge, blocking falling snow from getting into the measuring container? Stay safe....and faithful (watch those Welsh rarebits). Toodle-oo for now, J and F. XOXOX
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January 20, 2021 18:52:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Misses Jilly Stunt and Fiona East
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Comments:Dear Welsh Wizard Ivor, Thank you so much for your enormously delightful reply. You sound like you have even more Roman in your jeans...um, genes that is. And "both ladies together!!!" - again. You are such an irresistable, exciting one Ivor. Please start preparing a few pails of leek soup now, it works wonders for our complexions and stamina. Bye for now, we can't wait! XOXOX
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January 19, 2021 01:31:04 (GMT Time)


Name:MR IVOR BIGUN WC AND BAR
Email:Forgoten!!!!!
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you from:		WALES
Comments:TO mss Fiona west sorry east .and Jillian stunt just to let you know that i am alive and well in the Aberavon nursing home Brecon; home for retired Viagra addicts. I have a large picture of you both holding your trusty whip and feather dusters over my bed and after a tipple of welsh whisky i drift off to sleep with you gals looking quite delightfull dont you know .Ahh! memories !!!!
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January 18, 2021 16:19:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob McIlreavy
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Comments:Mike, Tim Shaw, Wendy Palmer and Scott Millener. You are the absolute cream of Borough Green and environs. We know you will keep up the good work! Thanks so much! GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO!!
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September 2, 2020 11:19:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss I. M. Bigunuf
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you from:		Maidstone Road East, Boro' Green
Comments:That's for sure - from what I've heard, keep Ivor Bigun away from those carpark sinkholes.
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August 29, 2020 14:02:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Marquis of Pikeyland
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you from:		Pikeyland Palace
Comments:I had a dream last night. And in that dream I was looking into my crystal ball. I saw Taylor Way, Russell Avenue, Higgins Mews, Square Smith ... Such a nice dream, of better things to come.
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August 28, 2020 13:40:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Jeremy Corbyn
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you from:		Islington
Comments:Tugger is a huge country fan. Not Sellindge country music. Unfortunately, countries like Saudi Arabia and Israel.
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August 28, 2020 03:28:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
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Comments:Mr. B. Hughes wasn't mentioned in the poem. Pity really.
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August 24, 2020 05:36:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
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Comments:From History of Borough Green "Past & Present" Chapter 6 - Miss Oxley's poem "The Brothers, a cricketing ballad 1915." Captain Dan Crowhurst is the grandfather of former BGPS pupil and teacher, Heather Crowhurst (nee-Ransley). Dan and her father Frank, played many years for BGCC.
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August 24, 2020 05:11:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Clive Francis
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you from:		formerly Maidstone Rd., BG.
Comments:"The Rock", Westerham Ales, Fully Licensed, Snacks At The Bar....Charles Lovell was landlord during the 1950s. I understand that during the early to mid '60s, Barry Pilkington Slater, who was living at Four Wents Crossroads, married Charles' daughter and that they emigrated to New Zealand. Does anyone know about this? Thank you! PS. Stephen Russell was Barry's first friend, when he arrived in BG from Manchester, approximately 1954.
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August 22, 2020 12:49:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
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Comments:Mike, following your mention of 'Borough Green Past & Present, Chapter One'. Some are walking around with puzzled frowns, scratching their heads. They want to know if Mr. C. Ransley, 'landlord' of the Rock Tavern, 1901, is the grandfather-in-law of former BGPS pupil, then teacher, Heather Crowhurst. Meanwhile, Steve Russell is going ballistic - that is his grandfather, Arthur Russell. Steve looked a bit like him, too [in that photo].
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August 21, 2020 19:50:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:With the new houses near the surgery being named "Allingham Way" after Big Jim Allingham, Bangays Way after Frank, and Stone Court after Michael Stone, I know a few more, but would like to try and make an archive page with the history of the names we know. Dryland Rd - Les Dryland, Griggs Way - Colonel Griggs, Cloke Mews - Bob Cloke, Staleys after the farmer, McDermott after the family, Can anyone come up with the local celebrities that other village roads are named after?
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August 1, 2020 07:50:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Jacques
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Comments:Stop interfering with the artistic expression of exotic dancers. Sellindge has filed suit trying to prevent strippers from simulating sex acts onstage. What else are they supposed to do up there - the Sunday Times crossword puzzle? They're not licking that pole because it tastes good. They're licking it because they're artists - and the pole is their canvas. Besides, once you tell strippers they can't simulate sex, it's a slippery slope to telling housewives they can't fake 'whatsits'. And then the terrorists 'have' won.
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July 14, 2020 04:56:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Rabbie & Wullie Russell / Celebrity Correspondents
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you from:		Daily Shmail, Mid Comp Office
Comments:Popular veteran vocalist, George Smith, is having a tryout with the 'See Alice' South Carolina band; NOT trying out the ED medication. We are sincerely sorry about this. It will not happen again.
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July 9, 2020 16:54:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
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Comments:At about the time Stephen Russell was watching girls do handstands at BG Primary School (1949-52), I remember him looking at catalogues of largish ladies modelling corsets, bras, suspenders and combinations of these. And him riding out to West Malling to look in a new shop which sounded rather exciting. However, it turned out to be a brasserie. Disappointed, he pigged out on a dozen doughnuts.
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July 8, 2020 00:32:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:Whilst I may be inordinately rich with the love of friends, ain't got no money, so the pilgrimage will have to keep moving and searching. Keep your eyes out for my old van as you pass Swanley
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July 5, 2020 07:36:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Jack B. Wadsworth
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Comments:Breaking News on Roller Skates - The Three Musketeers. I've just heard he's been spending the weekend with Princes Andy and Phil.
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July 4, 2020 18:17:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Jack B. Wadsworth
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you from:		Button's Bourne, Plaxtol.
Comments:Breaking News : Fisher FC supporters have been pounding the streets of London, England. They are collecting donations of money for the club. They are currently in Rotherhithe and hope to reach 41, Maidstone Road, Borough Green by Sunday (5th) nightfall. Is wealthy Supermike Taylor, the former John Fisher School star pupil, in hiding?
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July 4, 2020 17:48:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob Ladbrook
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you from:		West Malling, via Fen Pond Rd., Ightham
Comments:Were there two Plaxtol Pincher Martins? I attended Ightham Cubs and Scouts with one, but can't remember his Christian name. In his early to mid teens, he had a nose like John Martin in a photo with Dot's Dave at Hyder's Ironworks, Plaxtol. Pincher's dad had a shop near the top of The Street (south side), Plaxtol.
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July 1, 2020 18:12:22 (GMT Time)


Name:John Pincher Martin
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you from:		The Street, Plaxtol
Comments:Hi Folks! This is a great website! About Pincher : I'm meee..., Favourite quote : Bollocks..., During Nifty Fifties : Member of Ightham Wolf Cubs and Boy Scouts...also, did a Plaxtol paper round - had a cheap, miserable boss..., During Swinging Sixties : My best job, with Hyder's Coachworks/Wrought Ironworks at The Spoute, Plaxtol. Note : About me, and quote : I'm not very daring and with my short legs, my mate put me up to it.
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July 1, 2020 01:45:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Statistician, Professor Wm. Hardiman
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Comments:What's happening? zero spam for 8 hours.
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June 26, 2020 23:44:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Olde Ivor Littleun
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Comments:'Gone With the Wind'. Rhett : "Windy this evening, Scarlett. Scarlett : "Yes, Rhett." Thinks...Perfect, I can let one go [warm back draught] and Rhett will never know.
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June 24, 2020 22:37:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Olde Ivor Littleun
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Comments:George Hercules Smith : "This dating site I'm on better update their site. There's a woman on here who's looking for someone to take her to the premiere of 'Gone With the Wind.'"
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June 22, 2020 14:04:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Olde Ivor Littleun
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Comments:'Gone With The Windolene'. Tom Tugendhat : 'Frankly my dear, I don't do windows...on Sundays'.
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June 21, 2020 19:34:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Olde Ivor Littleun
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you from:		Temporarily lodging in Hurst Woods Tent City
Comments:Went to see a mystery film yesterday, was called 'Gone With The Constipation'. Had a crap ending, still don't know whodunnit.
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June 21, 2020 18:45:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
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Comments:Attention : Girls attending BG Primary School during the years 1949 to 1952. Do you remember fellow pupil, Stephen Russell, spending most of his time at that east facing wall - while you were doing handstands against same? ha ha! hee hee!
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June 19, 2020 20:23:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
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you from:		I didn't make up 'Pilkington' by the way - I'm originally from Lancashire.
Comments:George Smith, whose singing voice at one time resembled that of Dusty Springfield, Rusty Springboard, and Janis Joplin is having a tryout with Mojoheadz - the first, and eldest, from BG and environs to do so. We should all be justly proud. However, he's still jealous of Ivor Bigun for some reason - go figure?!
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June 18, 2020 15:14:39 (GMT Time)


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June 18, 2020 11:19:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:You will see I haven't deleted that one, although clearly Russian Spam. It just struck me I don't need to be able to read minds, your weirdest thoughts always end up here anyway!
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June 18, 2020 09:55:28 (GMT Time)


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June 18, 2020 08:53:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Jack B. Wadsworth
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you from:		Button's Bourne, Plaxtol
Comments:Ms. Yolanda Squatpump : "Tied up, can't come to the phone? Well, Lady Jessica, untie Ivor Bigun...."
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June 16, 2020 17:03:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob McIlreavy
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Comments:Thanks for that Mike. Peter Bance and Big Jim Allingham - I remember their names so well, and them dimly from nearby - but can't quite place them. So Steve was a quarry fitter and Jim the tarmac plant operator. During the latter half of the 1950s, Steve was serving an apprenticeship as an electrician at Aylesford Paper Mill. I remember hearing about a holiday that Steve, Jim and Tommy Marmont had taken. In 1959? they went to Butlin's Holiday Camp in Pwllheli, North Wales. They each got on extremely well with several plus of the Wigan Cotton Mills girls who were on their annual holidays. The girls loved their accents. And Steve, Jim and Tommy arrived back at BG, Wrotham and Platt with nice, clear complexions - although a little tired looking.
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June 9, 2020 18:07:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:Hello Bob, welcome to the guestbook, that I try mightily to keep clear of spam messages, and always good to get a new face. The "Campbell Higgins" thread seem to be followed a lot on Ian Bangay's Borough Green Photos. In the late 60s I worked with the late Peter Bance at ARC, running the concrete plant at Stangate Quarry. Peter went back many years at the quarry, starting as a "loco-boy" hauling skips of ragstone out of Isles Quarry on the internal rail system, and he often spoke about Campbell Higgins. I regret it is so far in my own past now that I cannot remember anything else. When Thong Lane Bridge was demolished in 2016, I recovered a short length of the old rail line, and had it cut and chromed, and mounted on lumps of ragstone, a plaque affixed, and gave them to the famous Steve Russell (who was a quarry fitter) and Jim Wicks who was the tarmac plant operator, about the only people around from those days. We also have a commemorative bench at the crossroads dedicated to Big Jim Allingham, who as far as we know was the last quarryman to break stone by hand
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June 9, 2020 07:53:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob McIlreavy
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you from:		Vigo Village
Comments:Does anyone know if the Campbell D. W. Higgins who was married in 1980; location Maidstone - possibly the Register Office; is the BG footballing legend? Campbell lived in Sevenoaks Road, BG; his parents were Elmo and Anne. Anne was Scottish, those initials above could have been 'D' for Donald and 'W' for his Uncle Bill. Campbell attended BG Primary and Maidstone Grammar schools. His nickname was 'Bill', after Big Bill Campbell the Canadian entertainer (Western/Cowboy music), who was living in England. Round about his late teens, Campbell's girlfriend was Joyce Rutter. Young ladies liked his gentlemanly demeanour, my mum did too. Later, Campbell had quite an important quarrying company position at Basted House - in Accountancy or similar? I remember him being interviewed by the Sevenoaks Chronicle about newsworthy information.
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June 8, 2020 19:11:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Lucille Mackie
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you from:		Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:Police scatter the riffraff so the Great Man can have a photo-op at a church across the street.... White House press secretary : "Sir, do you want to take a bible?" President Donnie J. Trump : "Why? does it mention me?"
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June 6, 2020 23:48:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Bill Webb Junior
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Comments:Attention : Yvonne Porta from Australia. Recently you mentioned Thomas George Semark and his wife Jane (your great grandparents) who might have resided at "Fernlea", Western Road, Borough Green. A builder, Thomas Seamark, lived at "Fernlea" in Western Road. He owned London House and built/owned numerous properties in BG. He died intestate in 1888; his estate was sold in 1907. London House was sold for 820 pounds. Tom Semark and his brother Frank, were prominent playing members of Boro' Green FC. During the 1925-26 season, they were winners of the Tonbridge Hospital Charity Cup - and Tonbridge & District League Champions 1924-25 and 1925-26. Might Tom the footballer have been your great grandfather?
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June 4, 2020 03:19:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Bill Webb Junior
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Comments:Just mentioned blogger, Peter Hopgood, has been happily married for 59 years. Peter lodged with Charlie Powell and his wife in Station Road, before commencing his National Service. On the 21st of July 2014, he protested to Leybourne Parish Council about a "big deposit of horse dung right in the middle of the path" used by himself and many others. Several lamented not knowing about this - it would have been ideal around their roses. Former policewoman Barbara Earl of West Malling, described Peter as "a lovely man."
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June 1, 2020 01:01:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Bill Webb Junior
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you from:		East Malling via opposite Platt Church
Comments:From Leybourne via Wrotham Heath and Borough Green; octogenarian blogger Peter 'Snopper' Hopgood, would like his fans from around the globe to confirm they would like him to continue with his blogs. Popular Peter is a former captain of Basted CC (appointed at the age of 18 years!) and was Leisure Services Director at TMBC. He will be 81 years of age in a months time.
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May 31, 2020 14:51:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
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you from:		formerly Western Rd., and Fourways Crossroads, Borough Green
Comments:Restaurant Manageress : "Welcome to our newly re-opened restaurant! Please keep the maximum distance from other diners! If you can, wear a mask! Your waiter will be out soon to disinfect your table and sanitize your seats!" Jilly Stunt, turning to her handsome date Ivor Hugo Bigun : "Did she say...'Enjoy'?"
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May 29, 2020 21:19:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Honsa
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Comments:Trivia time, Folks! Did you know that Charlie Dunckley, the former Chairman of MRDC and founder of the Fairfield Road-based Mid Kent News, was from Jolly Old Trosley? If the Mid Kent News was still around, I can imagine Supermike being on every page! GO - I. A. P. (Kent) - GO!! Long Live The King!!
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May 29, 2020 17:00:17 (GMT Time)


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Comments:100 million Czech crowns, that is.
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May 29, 2020 16:21:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Honsa Beran
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Comments:The Tugger calls himself an Optimist. Optimistic he'll get to $100,000,000 US, Nett, by Christmas?
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May 29, 2020 16:12:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
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Comments:What seems to be unfolding.... When Boris does a deal with The Donald, surely he will tell Selfish Clipped Lip to keep his mouth shut....or sack him. Freshly fired Tugger could then band together his mid-sized democracy pals and wipe out China, Russia, and Iran....then be welcomed home to become our new Winston Churchill. Much to the consternation of Boris and Donnie.
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May 27, 2020 00:49:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
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you from:		Basted Bamboo Co., tied cottage
Comments:That Strange Diminishing Upper Lip. No matter how much money the upper classes inherit; their lips are not formed to blow their own trumpets, like Self Promoting Tommy Boy does. But he doesn't do too badly, does he? Soon be worth $100,000,000 US, Nett, did I hear?
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May 26, 2020 22:50:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Jacques
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you from:		formerly Ryarsh and Borough Green
Comments:A few years back, Tommy Tugboat was pigging out on Beirut peacock. His upper lip was shortening and curling. Now he's into gobbling and promoting Robin Betts' mucus-producing cheese - and L.J. Betts' baby spinach [needs triple washing] - the shortening/curling is accelerating. He shouldn't take off his mask - it's enough to put you off your cornflakes.
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May 26, 2020 18:12:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:Thanks for your request, Malcolm, I am responding direct on email. Apologies for my strange friends on these pages, it is a small colony we are trying to preserve for posterity.
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May 2, 2020 08:16:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss I. M. Bigunuf
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you from:		Maidstone Road East, Boro' Green
Comments:The amazing Ivor Bigun. Even without the pleasure of meeting him, I have the feeling he is a true gentleman. That in no way would he ever continue a sexual flirtation, advance, or proposition after the other person had communicated just an infinitesimal lack of interest. Reading his comments, I can imagine very few ladies with the strength to resist his charm.
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May 2, 2020 04:58:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Jan 'Honsa' Beran
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you from:		Trosley via Hostivar, Prague
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May 1, 2020 23:35:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Malcolm Sanders
Email:kg6gb{at}hotmail.com
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you from:		Birmingham
Comments:I am looking for information about POW Camp 629. The International Red Cross listed it as: Italian Labour Camp. 629. Broom Cottage Camp, Borough Green, Sevenoaks, Kent. I am not sure if this is the same place as the camp referred to as being located where the Wrotham School is now. Can you help or guide me? Thank you, Keep well.
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May 1, 2020 15:14:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
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Comments:Mister Ivor Bigun, Good Sir : I've heard from friends that Lady Jessica Shorthorn suggests you take NAD (Nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide). She says you sound like a fit 'young' man, and could exercise around our hamlets, including her locale - Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted. Mice given NAD became such enthusiastic runners that they broke the lab's treadmill. Interestingly, there are anecdotal reports of NMN (Nicotinamide mononucleotide) restoring fertility in aged women. Very best of luck to you.
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April 29, 2020 05:54:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Wendy Francis
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you from:		formerly Maidstone Rd., BG.
Comments:Dear Ivor, Your comments are super. I have a few questions for you. When did you leave South Wales and park yourself outside Fiona's window? Are you still donating moolah to the Brexit Party? What happened about the statue of yourself that was going to be erected in Nige Farage's Bromley garden? I'm not even sure if you know about it, but am wondering if names are still being collected for the petition to have Wrotham Hill renamed Bigun Hill. 'Bye for now. Keep on commentin'! XOX
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April 26, 2020 16:29:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
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Comments:I recently had the distinct pleasure of a few words at current social distance from Lady Jessica Shorthorn of Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted. She was mentioning how enjoyable it is to read the interesting and entertaining comments submitted by our treasured Mr. Ivor Hugo Bigun. Not having met Ivor, she said she thinks of him in her mind's eye, as resembling the late Sir Gerald Nabarro. Gerald is the father of David Nabarro, an envoy for the WHO on Covid-19. Lady Jessica says Ivor brings happiness to Covid-19 shut-ins at this challenging time and deserves a knighthood. I echo on behalf of Jilly Stunt, Fiona East, and others - hear! hear!
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April 25, 2020 06:36:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Peeping Tom Thumb
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you from:		With binoculars, outside Fiona's garden hedge
Comments:Mr. Ivor Bigun Esq. How about Buffoon Brexiteer Boris boarding the next plane to Siberia? He has been a complete disaster in the delayed 'action' against Covid-19. Maybe we'll bump into each other around Fiona's abode and talk about it?
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April 24, 2020 18:03:03 (GMT Time)


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Name:Ivor Biggun
Email:WITH HELD
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you from:		OUTSIDE FIONAS WINDOW
Comments:It would now seem that the wet backs have taken over this site as well Mike with there jibberish and chit chat, If your proud enough to live here and except our way of life and want to become adopted English people speak the fringing language or leave on the first plane ok, I am sick of hearing other tounges spoken in my country
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April 24, 2020 11:39:23 (GMT Time)


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Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hello Ivor, I wondered where you had been lurking. Yes the PC has purchased the land, mainly to stop developers building houses, but there are other possible community uses, but not one of them entails free parking for commuters.
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February 26, 2020 10:03:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor big un
Email:
Where are
you from:		 Borough green
Comments:So the PC has purchased this strip of land next to Harrisson road and the surgery,I bet the comuters are pleased more spaces to park there cars for free.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Charge commuter
February 25, 2020 10:58:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Wendy Francis
Email:
Where are
you from:		Maidstone Road, BG - in the past
Comments:Dot's Dave; the expression on your handsome face, looks like one of your pirate buddies may have just let go a ripe, wet, rum one. You are probably, the finest gentleman among them.
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February 2, 2020 15:53:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Stephen 'Slim' R*ss*ll the Third.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Even more closer than you thought.
Comments:GREAT NEWS! BG News Guestbook Back! YIPPEE!! GO - I. A. (Kent) Party - GO!! Long Live Mike Taylor - Long May He Reign Over Us!
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January 31, 2020 18:00:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Borough Green News Guestbook is back, the refugees can at last return home
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January 31, 2020 16:22:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fen Pond Road, Ightham
Comments:Steve Russell was also known as 'Slim'. A crime occurred in BG and the main suspect looked similar to Steve. Tommy Marmont, from Platt Dairy, placed a pair of Steve's Stylo Matchmakers football boots (as worn by George Best) at the base of a vertical drainpipe, close to the scene of the crime. Tommy then reported this to the local BG police constable. The PC was overheard shouting - "Right Slim, come on out of there. I know you're hiding up that drainpipe." To make up for the mistaken identity, the PC bought Steve a box of fattening Black Magic chocolates.
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January 31, 2020 06:11:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Fairly early in the relationship.... Georgie Maynard : "I have low self-esteem actually, but the other day I was thinking...What if I'm actually great and I just don't know it?" Maggie Pingree : "No, we're not." Swoon!... Sigh!... Smile!... "Oh Georgie, we're made for each other!"
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January 30, 2020 22:05:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Some at The Bull think Lower Celebrity Royals, Markle/Joly etc., should have calf implants. But first things first Chaps and Chapesses. Brain implants would probably be more useful...Eh! what?
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January 30, 2020 17:57:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Mrs. Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:During the late 1950's, girl supporters of BG Invicta Youth Club FC used to go quite crazy about Steve Russell's legs. They were slim, and that was OK - they sure did look fabulous; easily the best on the team. I am interested to know Mr. Russell's opinion of the legs of the Duchess of Sussex. My husband, putting it politely, tries not to notice them.
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January 29, 2020 00:06:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Dave Dimwit
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:So Andy stepped away from his royal duties to spend time with his pater, Prince Philip - who retired in 2017. Retiring from royal life 37 years before daddy Phil did - that 'aint bad is it? Yeh, I wouldn't mind bein' a Prince.
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January 28, 2020 17:30:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Ronald Frumpton
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:The problem with being a Prince, is that when you go out spending all your money on pizza for the family, you're liable to get accused of misbehaving somewhere else with a young lady. Eating all that pizza causes one to run to seed, too. Who would be a Prince?
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January 28, 2020 01:29:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:WTF cares about and/or has heard of Kobe Bryant? I care about the harm of a potential BGGC. PS. I couldn't care less about the abdication of Royal 'spare heirs', either.
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January 27, 2020 17:47:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:MY GIRLFRIEND Gives Me Sound Advice. 99% Sound
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January 27, 2020 15:25:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Howse
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:Attention : John Woodhams of Norfolk; via Hill View, Borough Green. RE : Your "happy laughable memories" with Roger Pettet, at Walton's Hill Park Farm. Unfortunately, former Wrotham resident, BGPS pupil, BG Invicta Youth Club member, Wrotham CC wicket-keeper, and traditional pub ale expert - the very well-liked Roger, died April 25th 2017 in Toronto, Canada. I had been thinking about him during the last few years, and just found this out. Rest in peace, Roger.
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January 27, 2020 06:49:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike/DotDeDave again : What was I thinking? Of course, it was Roy the Brickie - the fastest trowel in Sevenoaks. I did get Johnny Winter's name right though.
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January 26, 2020 04:04:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Malling
Comments:Mike; Hope things are going as well as possible for you! Do you know if DotDeDave is related by marriage to Ron Winter, who worked for Stanley Berwick Builders in Sevenoaks? And if Ron is related to Johnny Winter? It's quite important - thinking about this, I'm struggling to achieve 4 hours of sleep a night. And, thinking about that Red Lion vicinity photo. Were they early days of you thinking about the installation of a roundabout? And, I'm wondering when you will be piloting a flying gritter. Have to go now, could go on and on...'Bye for now!
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January 25, 2020 20:09:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Steve R*ss*ll
Email:
Where are
you from:		Brought up in Western Road, Borough Green
Comments:I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
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January 25, 2020 01:56:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Lucille Mackie
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:Big Climate Action Meeting. Climate Science-Denier, The Donald : "But Greta...what have future generations ever done for ME?? ...And there IS good news. I'll be dead by then."
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January 24, 2020 17:33:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Tommy Tugboat
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:From The Donald's chat with Chancellor Merkel : "You guys in Berlin had a terrific wall, Angie."
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January 24, 2020 03:58:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Pincher Martin
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Prince Harry : "At age 35...I've decided to work at becoming financially independent..." Prince Andrew : "You quitter!" Instead of running off to Canada, I thought Harry might be going to Australia to help fight the fires. A little singeing of his beard wouldn't have noticed that much. But it may have been too much for Harry. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Yeah.
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January 21, 2020 03:43:02 (GMT Time)


Name:The Donald (Lidstone)
Email:
Where are
you from:		East Malling via Claygate Cross, Crouch
Comments:The Donald : "Soleimani was targeting an American Embassy!... Scratch that! FOUR American Embassies!... And he was working on a sequel to Cats! - PLUS...he introduced Harry to Meghan!..."
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January 20, 2020 23:56:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Beryl Kemp
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly The Bank, The Street, Ightham
Comments:Re : That nice photo of wood anemones at Potters Mede Woodland Walk, BGPC website; one or two questions were asked about them. Some plants bloom early. In April the wood anemone makes charming low carpets of white bloom. They have to make the most of the short window of time available to them. While the spring sun warms the woodland floor from March to early May, the deciduous trees sleep on. The wood anemones seize the opportunity to produce the carbohydrates they need for the following year - storing the food in their roots. In addition they have to reproduce, which uses up additional energy. They have to pull it all off in just a month or two. As soon as the buds break on the trees, it gets too dark again, and the flowers are forced to take another ten months off. Thanks Mike, Jackie, and All for your efforts at Potters Mede Woodland Walk!!
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January 19, 2020 00:16:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Carl Struthers
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dunnit remind one of TMBC? The Donald : "Am I really gonna get a fair trial in the Senate?" Adviser to the President : "Not a chance, Sir....don't worry."
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January 18, 2020 01:00:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Borough Green and Proud
Comments:My commiserations to all the refugees from boroughgreen-news. Freeservers lost the whole site over Christmas, and then recovered everything except the guestbook file, but still chasing. I'll post here if I can do it. I am hesitant to set up a new guestbook until I am sure the old one has gone for good. The worst bit is that 15 years of obscure chunterings and rumblings are gone, a piece of history
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January 16, 2020 10:33:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Three comments that mentioned the Tonbridge and Malling MP, were submitted/appeared the day before the First Day of Hanukkah - then vanished that next day!
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January 14, 2020 01:13:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ivy Hatch
Comments:...."Freeservers have managed to dump the entire site, (or is it something more sinister)." I cannot believe the enormous interest/disbelief concerning the disappearance of all those comments at Borough Green News - really such a shame, that happened. They vanished on the First Day of Hanukkah!
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January 13, 2020 18:07:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Carl Struthers
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Many are still recovering from the shock of the sudden disappearance, going back to the first submittal from Darren Fisher, of all those comments at Borough Green News. Barry Slater thinks it might not be safe to mention Jeremy Corbyn - or anything Jewish, unless you are J***sh. Russell is the 47th most common surname in Scotland. What with their future independence and Nicola Sturgeon's unpleasant looks at times, Barry feels it might not be safe to mention the name R****ll here, either. These sure are worrying times.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Mike to continue carrying on his brilliance....GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO!!
January 11, 2020 06:20:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Don Bates
Email:
Where are
you from:		Addington
Comments:Phwweee..Phwweee..Phwweee..Phwweee..Phwwheeet. Hey! [Dr. Whet Faartz's] mongrel dog Sue. You seem to know so much - is it true, that often moody looking Thomas Tugendhat, had his upper lip clipped to help produce a broad artificial grin?
Which Option Do You Prefer? I'm relying on Sue's opinion. She's clever.
January 7, 2020 21:16:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Mithter Ekth
Email:
Where are
you from:		Between Thtanthted and Fairtheat
Comments:Mikey, how you doing? Have you theen that theckthy looking gentleman at Dot Dave webthite - put there about 12 hourth ago? Lookth like you - but a bit theriouth. Ith near the Red Lion roundabout before it wath built.
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January 7, 2020 04:14:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:		Eccles
Comments:Hi Major! How's the lap dancing going? Re your last comment, we could go on for quite a while about southpaws. Left-handedness in the Royal Family includes the Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, and Prince William.... Left handed intellectuals include Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Albert Einstein, and Benjamin Franklin.... The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were also lefties.... Strangely, I seem to recollect Steve Russell being somewhat ambidextrous, when rather tiddly [Steve rather tiddly, that is].
Which Option Do You Prefer? Brought up in Western Road, local boy made [more] good, Stephen Russell Esq.
January 6, 2020 19:03:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I'm informed that in a recent unofficial poll at the Bull, Cllr. Wlodarczyk was preferred to fellow Roman Catholic T. Tugendhat MP, to one day become Prime Minister of Great Britain & Northern Ireland. Both highly ambitious lads of course....but a little surprising really....eh! what? By the way....Did you know? The word "sinister" is Latin for "left", because left-handed people were often thought of as suspicious, evil, or demonic.
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January 5, 2020 18:40:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Jan 'Honsa' Beran
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Cllr. Wlodarczyk's stronger grip, modern form of the human hand, is thought to have evolved around a million years ago. Before then, Councillors had long fingers better geared for knuckle-walking and swinging from trees, but not so great for gripping and squeezing. I suppose that is partly why, I could not find a photo at the History of BG/Photo Archive, of Cllr. Wlodarczyk swinging from branches in Basted Woods.
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January 4, 2020 00:51:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:From Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs. Hello Rural BGites, We thank you so much for your votes. I can assure you all, that BGGC will not mean less growing of healthy agricultural produce. And I have an important choice for you : Would you like to destroy the environment with plastic straws or kill a tree with paper straws? Wishing you the most marvelous new year, ever!!
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December 31, 2019 17:45:36 (GMT Time)


Howard Passingham
Name:Carl Struthers
Email:
Where are
you from:		Oldbury
Comments:Bored people are boring - right up until the minute they turn nasty. Then they more interesting than Tugboat.
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December 31, 2019 07:20:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Optimistic Horace Johnson (distant relation of BJ)
Email:
Where are
you from:		Chevening House, dog house.
Comments:The ? Party have wiped out those comments.... The Planet's on fire.... and you probably already have measles, the second time around - [I have].... Have a GREAT year!! GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO!!
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December 29, 2019 18:44:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Pincher Martin
Email:
Where are
you from:		Plaxtol
Comments:The Roughway Royalist Superfans claim that Prince Andrew adheres to a moral code higher than that of the average common man. They claim that Andy has never slept with a lady outside of marriage. Though he may have lain awake when he couldn't get to sleep. Apparently it had happened a few times when he'd eaten too much cheese. It seems we are all different.
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December 29, 2019 07:35:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dear Irrepressible DotDave; So after Worzel Gummidge perfection - the complete stitching of Tugboat's filter tips? We've missed you here lately! Come back soon.
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December 29, 2019 02:42:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Malling
Comments:Of all the existing politicians, I cannot stand Tugboat. If only Countrywise and Co. could get rid of him. Or extend his upper lip and sew it to the lower one.
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December 28, 2019 02:03:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Jan 'Honsa' Beran
Email:
Where are
you from:		Trosley, via Prague [where there are piles of dog sh*t everywhere]
Comments:One of those tipsy Tories in The Bull told me that Tugboat's good buddy Netanyahu attended Cheltenham High School with late-Motorhead guitarist, Michael 'Wurzel' Burston. They were both born in 1949 and I believed him. Now I realise that PM Netanyahu attended Cheltenham High School in Pennsylvania, Excited States. Those Tories will spin you such a wide range of BS.
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December 27, 2019 03:24:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Rabbie and Wullie Russell
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly near Comp Crossroads, Seven Mile Lane
Comments:We quite like Jeremy Corbyn. At BGPS dinnertimes we were never anti-semolina - but very anti-rissoles. We flung them under the table. A Happy and Prosperous New Year, to You All!!
Which Option Do You Prefer? The all-time, overwhelmingly popular, gypsy tart.
December 26, 2019 18:11:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Females never listen properly. My girlfriend : 'I lost my keys again!' Me : 'It's in your jeans.' My girlfriend : 'Don't drag my family into this...' Aaw...sigh...
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December 6, 2019 06:45:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:House of Windsor damage control decides the spoilt second son will temporarily retreat from royal duties - regarded as being the best way forward (back to jolly old normal). No apology to the nation for their previous position on this. His mother should get rid of him - throw him out on the street. Should have been done long ago.
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November 22, 2019 17:45:26 (GMT Time)


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Name:Fiona East
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Platt Parish
Comments:I'm sick of still walking through dog's excreta, or remains of same, in beautiful Borough Green and Platt. I only visit my dog-owner friends in their homes. 'Fido' doesn't take a dump in their living rooms - saves it for walkies and meeting Cllr. Wlodarczyk.
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November 19, 2019 19:28:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:The main problem regarding the ongoing link Prince Andrew has had with Epstein, IS The Queen. Andrew knows he can do anything he likes - Queen Elizabeth II will not cut off her spoilt second son, no matter what he gets himself into. I can't wait for the Coronation of King Charles and Queen Camilla. BRING IT ON!
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November 19, 2019 00:36:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Wendy Francis
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Maidstone Road, BG
Comments:For the second year in a row, Mick Taylor voted sexiest guitarist alive. Judging by the state of him, there is no such thing as a sexy guitarist. Have you seen him lately? Too much moolah. His namesake from Maidstone Road, miming to Jimi Hendrix? Now that's a completely different matter - pure unadulterated sexiness. And he maintains his looks so well.
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November 13, 2019 05:13:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:		Eccles
Comments:You know why Stevie Russell didn't reply to comments here? Well, one of the reasons - he's scared mention will be made of his failing a lead singing audition with the Goony Maynard, Brickyard Blues Band. Stevie was too drunk, and high on Basted Woods magic mushrooms - as usual!!
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November 5, 2019 22:52:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Rear Admiral Sebastian Knobrotte, 95% Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Vigo Village
Comments:The most careful Chelsea tractor driver immigrant, in the District of Borough Green and environs? The one I saw who, just in time, saw a driver ahead of him get a ticket?
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November 1, 2019 00:13:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hi Mike. A great reply, thanks! I had a girlfriend who would 'start' a diet by reading the latest best selling book on the subject. She became an 'expert' at describing seven different types of diet at wine and cheese parties. Following a few years of this she had gained almost a stone and a half. I had the job of arranging and dusting her books.
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October 30, 2019 16:58:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Interesting comment about obesity. It is curious how one half of the population is into running, exercise,and dieting, a virtual explosion of healthy living, whilst the other half sits at home watching all this effort on telly, and wonders why they are still getting fat, despite watching all this healthy stuff.
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October 30, 2019 08:17:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Christopher Page
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mereworth
Comments:Maybe I'm gettin' old and grumpy Mr. Mike. But it must mean that many of the continually returning readers to this outstanding website, get titillated by certain spam messages. I'm sure that in the good old days, it didn't require this low level of garbage to turn one's crank? Even a jaded Tory's!?
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October 29, 2019 03:31:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:		W. Malling
Comments:Don't complain about the traffic. If there were fewer cars on the road, it would be harder to find a parking place in Boro' Green. Even harder in West Malling.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Make the obese walk a bit more. They're taking up too many hospital beds already.
October 28, 2019 17:20:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Tommy Tugboat
Email:
Where are
you from:		Toryjokesville
Comments:Mid Kent Nooze - front page headlines. 'Even More Mud Thrown By Candidates!'... 'More Dirt Is Tossed Around!' Mrs. Arbuthnot : "Well, I for one will be glad to see this campaign come to an end!" Mr. Cohen : "Not me. I own a Dry Cleaning business."
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October 20, 2019 00:06:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Tommy Tugboat
Email:
Where are
you from:		Toryjokesville
Comments:The Nov. 16th, 2018 birthday cake [Hi! Mike] had so many candles that Bart got sunburn.
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October 18, 2019 00:03:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob Wopaloola
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:On Sunday evenings at times, some local area types also attended Highfield House Jazz Club, Maidstone. Bands like those of Acker Bilk, Chris Barber, Owen Bryce (from near Wrotham Heath), Terry Lightfoot, Humphrey Lyttleton, George Chisholm, and Ken Kolyer occasionally appeared there. Local area attendees would include Margaret Pingree, Peter Russell, Barry Slater, Wendy and Clive Francis, Mick Farmer, and Tony Dobson, from Borough Green. And Colin Geddes from Wrotham.
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October 17, 2019 19:52:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob Wopaloola
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:There has been some speculation regarding my name. Was it from "Be-Bop-A-Lula" (Gene Vincent)? or "Tutti Frutti" - '...A bop bop aloom op a lop bop boom. (Little Richard)? Surprise, surprise - it was from The Tornadoes [local ones] who played loudly in a garage at Windmill Hill, during the late 1950's. Does anyone remember them?
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October 16, 2019 19:35:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob Wopaloola
Email:
Where are
you from:		Rockin' Wrotham Heath
Comments:Howdy-do Mister Whitehouse. Your preferred option : Was that as in pounds, shillings, and sence?
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October 16, 2019 00:27:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Don Bates
Email:
Where are
you from:		Addington
Comments:ATT : Mr. Whitehouse. Dear Sir, Are you Blackie Whitehouse's dad? Haven't seen Blackie around lately, I hope he is in good health. He was one of my best mates at one time. What is a pile of dogs? Does it have an 'in joke' meaning? Please give my regards to Blackie if you are related to him. Thanks!
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October 15, 2019 17:42:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona East
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Platt Parish
Comments:Mike Taylor, The Donald, George Dubya, and Hillary's old man, were born during the 12 months following the end of WWII. Mike, to us BG & District-ites, you are still the greatest by several country miles. A massive thankyou, we are in your debt FOREVER.
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October 10, 2019 17:20:20 (GMT Time)


Name:John Hastings
Email:
Where are
you from:		Hodsoll Street; attended Wrotham Secondary School
Comments:With Trumpf as President, the most powerful country in the world is the most f***ed up. And Boris is another lapdog like Blair.
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October 9, 2019 22:58:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Tommy Tugboat
Email:
Where are
you from:		Tory Toyland
Comments:Why didn't the balding, golden bear Boris, cross the road? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a chicken.
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October 9, 2019 22:10:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG & Proud
Comments:My little fingers get sooooo tired deleting all this spam, but I see myself as an upstanding guardian of public morals, standing firm against the tide of filth, defending my community with the sword of righteousness, (until they offer me money) Has anyone considered the irony of Boris's Government supporting the Hong Kong democracy protesters, however just their cause, whilst condemning the Climate Change protesters in London, who have been completely peaceful, and who are actually trying to save us all. Perhaps Big Energy has too much power.
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October 8, 2019 07:49:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Gary Glewlam
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Street, Wrotham
Comments:I know that true gentleman Supermike deletes the Spammers stuff ASAP. And he isn't at all crazy about money. Several think he could make big time moulah, if the Spammers shared a little of their profits with him. Probably when BG area and environs villagers get used to the over the top, excessive sex sales lingo, the hits will decrease. I understand that before that happens, Mr. Ivor Bigun might be publishing a Glossary of Terms and Expressions to accompany the submittals.
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October 7, 2019 01:50:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Ben Bennett
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath. via Boro' Green
Comments:Re - Name : sag. From : Tafraout All those hits! Even when the spammers write in English I don't know what they're on about. Life is getting ever more confusing for us nicer old gits.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Bring back the Rex Cinema, Railway Hotel, Tommy Cooper, and Diana Dors.
October 4, 2019 16:08:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Sleepy Gonzales
Email:
Where are
you from:		The Bank, The Street, Ightham
Comments:Q. What would you have done when King Kong sat in front of you at the Rex Cinema? A. Miss the entire film. I was often snoring in any case.
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October 2, 2019 00:37:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A few of us are being mocked mercilessly - being told that we are overdoing the commas. "I thanked my parents, Mr. Ivor Bigun and Miss Jilly Stunt." By erasing the comma after Mr. Ivor Bigun I am saying that Ivor and Jilly are my parents. They are not my parents. Ivor and Jilly are taller than me in any case.
Which Option Do You Prefer? It's a bit late now.
September 30, 2019 23:27:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Alf Broad
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Wow! Judging by the number of hits, that must have been some quite unsavoury spamming, Supermike. Was that Countrywise and Co. to the rescue? How long is their guarantee for? Here's wishing yourself and Jackie, a happy spamless Autumn! They're talking about snow before Christmas!
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September 26, 2019 17:13:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Adrian Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A brief respite from the onslaught of Russkie spammers, for the deserving readers of this website. From The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 and 3/4 (1982). 'I have realised I have never seen a dead body or a real female nipple. That is what comes of living in a cul-de-sac'. (He tries to remedy this by approaching Sharon Botts, who will 'show everything for 50p and a pound of grapes'. Lower class, but ha-haa! Reminds me of myself at one time. Eh! what?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
September 22, 2019 02:23:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Cecilia
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Bart & the Brexit Boys, Paddy Ashdown is still angry about it : 'Referendums never work; Hitler benefited from four of them.'
Which Option Do You Prefer?
September 14, 2019 02:40:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Cecilia Sainsbury
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted-upon-Bourne
Comments:Dear Brexit Boris, Bart & Mr. Bigun : Switzerland, following a squeaker referendum in 1992, voted by 50.3% to come out of the EEA. It now does bilateral deals with the EU, which are complicated and more or less equivalent to what it would get had it stayed in.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Opposite to Brexit Boris, Bart & Mr. Bigun.
September 14, 2019 02:07:44 (GMT Time)


Name:David 'Goofy' Waters
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mereworth
Comments:Ukipper Frank White's father Percy, was the manager of SEGAS - their showroom was in BG High Street. During the summer of 1958, Frank took his girlfriend to the remotest holiday resort on the Isle of Sheppey. It was so dull, one day the tide went out and never came back.
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September 9, 2019 01:00:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Slow Sid Baker
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike, There has been a little misunderstanding. I was thinking of the spammers being smarmed over with honey, which would then be enjoyed by a covering of wasps, mice, etc. Would make a great Countrywise extermination documentary, and teach those spammers a lesson. A Tory hunter thought I had a black bear in mind.
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September 8, 2019 20:45:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Slow Sid Baker
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Contacts in Moscow and New York City might be available to smarm honey on the spammers first, Mike. Would be great action stuff for the Countrywise and Co. promotion team to work with, too. Might result in Colin opening branches internationally.
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September 8, 2019 17:21:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I wonder if http://www.countrywisepestcontrol.com/ can get rid of these spammers?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
September 8, 2019 09:05:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Vlad Pootin
Email:
Where are
you from:		KGB Social Club
Comments:A very marvelous tea time to you Mike. Ivor Bigun, Steely Rod, Bart the Pole and myself are all genuine He-men. That spam is from Hillary Clinton, posing as a blonde Russian gal. From Russia with love, Vlad.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Genuine superior Russian spam, not tacky fake Yankee stuff.
September 5, 2019 16:35:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sometimes it is difficult to decide which is Russian spam, and which is off-the-wall genuine local comments, very weird somedays !!!
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September 5, 2019 08:05:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Jilly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Ivor - Honey Pot is my special nice name for you. Nothing to do with 'not nice' similar names. And certainly nothing to do with 'not at all nice' meanings. I am a nice girl, and I think you will find me cute, as well. XOXOXOX
Which Option Do You Prefer? My favourite Brexiteer, coal dust or not.
September 1, 2019 19:06:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Jilly Stunt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dear Big Boy Ivor B., Now that I feel I'm getting to know you more.... Gros bisous a toi, Honey Pot. Hope I'm getting it right!
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September 1, 2019 18:07:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Jilly Stunt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Thinking of visiting South Wales (French Quarter) for a few days
Comments:Dear Ivor B., Bises a toi. XXX
Which Option Do You Prefer? BreXXXit Party
September 1, 2019 02:20:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Cecilia Sainsbury
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted - upon - Bourne
Comments:Mr. Ivor Bigun Esq. Were you an avid supporter of the Brexit Party in 2016, when the Remain campaign posted 'Boris really has gone bananas'? Humans share about 60 percent of their DNA with bananas.
Which Option Do You Prefer? I used to eat bananas, but found they were contributing to painful soft tissue inflammation.
August 31, 2019 02:15:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Nervous Norm
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Tough guy Thai boxer and hunter, Bart : Mice and humans share 85 percent of their DNA.
Name:Frank Mills
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I sincerely hope this isn't a sign of things to come, at our treasured Basted Mill Public Open Space. This week Bart has been hunting. Yes folks, been out shootin' - just like Putin. Although Putin admits to 'firing at anything that moves.' I prefer to keep nature well and alive.
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August 30, 2019 12:45:58 (GMT Time)


Name:mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Att : "Nearly Man" (No. 198) and his former haulage yard dog Sioux. Another from the 'Manual of Most Intellectual Tory Jokes Ever.' What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs! No more Mike, I promise - well maybe.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 29, 2019 16:54:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Rod
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Biggin Hill
Comments:Should the IVOR BIGUN statue erection go ahead - from time to time, volunteers will be needed to clean off bird droppings. Nige would be donating cash towards the statue, and laying on brunch for enthusiastic cleaners.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Impressive Brexiteer IVOR BIGUN, to give a heartwarming speech at his statue erection.
August 25, 2019 17:03:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Rod
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:IVOR BIGUN. When you were flying out of here during WWII, it was known as Biggin Hill, of course. Sometimes they change things without telling people. I've heard how your Officer's Mess needed quite a bit of cleaning up.
Which Option Do You Prefer? I would like a statue of IVOR BIGUN in Nigel Farage's garden.
August 24, 2019 11:39:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Rod Ivor Biggen
Email:
Where are
you from:		Biggen Hill
Comments:Hi! IVOR BIGUN - How's it going? I've a little 'un. Around the Bromley area they call me Steely Rod.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Status quo. Never had any complaints - quite the opposite.
August 24, 2019 10:57:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:ATT : MR. IVOR BIGUN. Good Sir! Was there ever a Bigun with a little 'un? My favourite lap dancer at The Bull says that variety is the spice of life.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Independent Alliance (Kent) Party
August 23, 2019 16:47:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Alf Broad
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I still can't used to a small time local taxi driver being buddies with an upper class, stupidly de Pfeffel named, rugby playing, prickish haircut twit.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 23, 2019 11:49:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Ross! The Cunninghams. Well, probably Andrew then.
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August 21, 2019 18:43:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Att : Ross A. Layberry. Your Nan Emily Ford, Great-Aunt Lilie Bennett, and Nelly Fuller were sisters. They were Cunninghams, and had one brother. From them, Alan Fuller was the eldest of the grandchildren and children. Born Jan. 1934, like yourself he attended the Judd School, Tonbridge. Regarding the 'A' - it is wondered if you were named after him.
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August 21, 2019 18:32:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Straight Man in Pink
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly from The Barracks, Station Road, BG
Comments:Don't they have Fun, Section. I've heard that on June 10, Bart and several of his Tory supporters celebrated his birthday wearing dazzling white shirts, firmly shaking hands, and aiming a few Thai boxing kicks to the side of each other's head. A good time was had by all, apparently.
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August 18, 2019 17:18:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Al Shaw
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Since Boris and Bart became joint PM, they have pushed opponents off balance and exposed their disunity and poor leadership. The chances of Britain leaving EU without a deal on 31 October have risen sharply. I didn't believe that Bart was involved at first, but a couple of his BG Tory supporters said yes, that is so. And they wouldn't tell me porkies, would they?
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August 16, 2019 18:51:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Speaking of budding publicity hound, Bart W. Known for taxi driving, Thai boxing, and Protector of Revenue. And fast becoming a friend of Boris - no photos of them together yet, but you ask him. In time, will forgiven Cllr. Wlodarczyk be reappointed as Supervisor of Basted Mill Open Space maintenance? He was extremely proud of that - I understand that he might be writing a book about same, with no extra charge for him signing copies. And free 'feel good' handshakes, of course.
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August 16, 2019 16:53:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz's mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Att : Supermike's former haulage yard dog Sioux : From the Manual of Most Intellectual Tory Jokes Ever. "Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they've got two left feet." We could've danced rings around a Tory Thai boxer any day, couldn't we.
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August 15, 2019 23:37:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:
Comments:To the Spammers, I don't know whether you ever read the sites you post on, but I delete all your stuff as soon as I spot it, so save your efforts and go elsewhere
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August 11, 2019 06:42:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Michaelmap
Email:4ch6s1{at}inbox.ru
Where are
you from:		Hesperange
Comments: Wow, marvelous blog format! How lengthy have you been running a blog for? you make running a blog glance easy. The whole look of your web site is great, as well as the content!
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August 6, 2019 16:19:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Jilly Stunt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dear IVOR BIGUN of "SOUTH WALES" - Welcome back here! We've all so really missed you, BG Buddy Boy. Please continue to regularly leave your intellectually superior and extremely humorous comments here. Your fans are all so excited!! I'm sure you look so manly with that coal dust on your face. Please don't wash it off. XOXOXOX
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August 6, 2019 16:19:23 (GMT Time)


Name:IVOR BIGUN ESQ
Email:sixbellspit {at}outloo.com
Where are
you from:		SOUTH WALES
Comments:You know all this Brexit lark its a load of conservative hog wash as they have no intention of leaving that corrupt club referred to as the EEC , To much conservative money tied up in it . In Ireland years ago they were called the Tory or toradie party this translated from Gallic means liar, thief , bully boy , yob and general layabout , they changed there name to the present Conservative party but nothing changes ! so be careful who you vote for in future
Which Option Do You Prefer? VOTE BREXIT PARTY .
August 6, 2019 13:29:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:WAKEY! WAKEY! Steve Russell! A recent submittal to the Tory "International Express." "Q. I'm just drinking a bottle of India Pale Ale. Could you tell me how IPA came about? Also, what is the story behind Indian tonic water? Terry Day, Larkfield, Kent." OK Steve, forget about the answer to this. What approximately 72 readers at this World Class Website would like to know is : (a) Is that the Terry Day, who is the son of Jack Day? (b) Whose Mum and your Mum are sisters? And (c) Who during his schooldays, lived at Whatcote Cottages, Platt? If you answer this, I'll buy you a dozen bottles of India Pale Ale - and I'll buy Mike 25 bottles of Indian tonic water. I'll buy more if that's what it takes - I'm not getting any younger. Mentioning the "International Express," Mike will probably want 100 bottles of Indian tonic water!
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August 2, 2019 22:29:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Sorry about the recent spam invasion, haven't had that for a while - we must be tripping something in Moscow, and attracting attention
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August 2, 2019 07:47:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I would delete the sales comment by the Mafiya below, but I do love the General's comments, which would ring hollow without it. Thanks for the kind words, Dog Sue, I coyly admit "Taylor Way" does have a regal ring about it. I had a dog called Sue (actually Souix, after Blackfoot Sue the musical combo, because she was out haulage yard dog and always had..... Black Feet !!)
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July 23, 2019 06:30:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz's mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are
you from:		I roam the Dunks Green/Roughway/Hamptons areas
Comments:'Taylor Way' - catchy eh? Apparently it's a prominent road in Canada's Hollywood - West Vancouver. It's the wealthiest place in all of Canada, has small crime rates and is a relaxing place to be. I strongly feel that the BG stretch of highway containing 41 Maidstone Rd., should be renamed Taylor Way - in recognition of a great man. After all, he is acknowledged as the superstar of all BGPC Chairmen during the last 85 years. Mike : Your Chairmanship has only been equalled by your intelligence, good looks, and sexiness. A multitude of sincere thanks to you!!
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July 10, 2019 17:30:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sharonrix : From myself - Piss off, and dump your paraphernalia on evil Putin.
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July 9, 2019 16:11:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike : I suppose I'm stating the obvious but, oh well.... Regular Tory Cagey Green spin, from the Leader. "I have always spoken up for local communities in the council chamber.... I have also held a number of senior positions, taking a particular interest in local housing and community engagement." Sigh, after sigh, after s...
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July 2, 2019 17:09:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Thank you, mick, nice to be appreciated. I thoroughly enjoy being the stone in the TMBC Leader's shoe, his Jiminy Cricket, the little angel on his shoulder. Sadly he doesn't seem to listen to me, or on the other hand, perhaps his nights are wracked by guilt and self-loathing - we can but hope.
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June 29, 2019 08:13:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:No one listens to me much anymore - but please allow me to get this off my chest. Tipping is for waiters, toilet attendants, and lap dancers only! If your job involves standing behind a counter cutting bagels in half, you're not waiting on me; I'm waiting on you! And we jolly well need a fine young lap dancer or two in The Bull, Wrotham. Snort...Thank you!
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June 20, 2019 06:22:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Flavour of the month, Boris
Email:
Where are
you from:		Following bike maintenance, Chevening
Comments:I'm going further with my hair than Friend Donald - not getting it cut, and combing it completely over my face. Stormy Daniels might like it.
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June 20, 2019 00:08:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I have experienced sudden derision! Mike is the Leader of the Independent Alliance (Kent) Party, right? West Malling is in Kent. And Cllr. Mike continues to hold various positions associated with TMBC. I lived in a hamlet near BG for quite a while. And I am a big fan of Supermike. GO - IAK Party - GO!! IAK Party ROOLS!! Mike is THE GREATEST!!
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June 18, 2019 01:32:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Malling
Comments:Under Milk Wood, for Peter Hopgood. Peter has resided at the Royal Oak, Wrotham Heath and Station Rd., BG. He will be 80 years of age next month. He was Leisure Services Director at MRDC, but since retiring has never mentioned it. Right start. O little town of Llareggub, How still we see thee lie, Then gradually the place wakes up And, as the day goes by, We hear the locals gossiping, They prattle till nightfall, Then off they go to bed again. What's happened? - Bugger all.
Which Option Do You Prefer? They could do with a PC Chairman like our very own Supermike. He would make something of the place.
June 17, 2019 22:04:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Denzil
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hello again! Michael, Captain Scratchbull and Frederick. Definitely NO lifts for your sweaty Lycra Lout pals, expecting to put their bicycles on my unscratched, shiny Italian-styled roof rack. I don't even let my wife ride up there! You can ride up there Michael. Anywhere for you. I mean, when you quit as BG Parish Council Chairman in 25 years time, it will be like the end of the Beatles or The Office or the highly intelligent Marcus Aurelius. You are the BG Special One!
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April 16, 2019 21:31:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Denzil de Frightfull
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hello! Michael, Captain and Frederick et al. I hope you are well. And keeping out of mischief - a joke! I'm Dudley's younger brother, when I was young he wasn't very nice to me. If I see you fellows out walking in the pelting rain, I might give you a lift now and again. Especially if it's in the Old Soar and Crowhurst Lane areas, and you are walking my way - directional that is, not with my limp - another joke! I've just had a de-luxe cleaning to my nice smelling, top quality imitation leather seating, though. If you're wearing jeans, they are of a rough material against my impressive seating. And it's difficult for me to judge when they were last in a washing machine. So it's just a very slight, up in the air for now then, that I would change my mind. No complete promises. But we will see. My wife said it would be nice to help you out at the same time - our Three Musketeers!
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April 15, 2019 19:35:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Dudley, Sir, forelocks will be tugged in obsequious obeisance, whilst we secretly raise two fingers as you waft past. Viva la Revolution !
Which Option Do You Prefer?
April 14, 2019 07:17:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Dudley de Frightfull
Email:
Where are
you from:		Have immigrated to motor the jolly racetrack country roads of Borough Green and thereabouts.
Comments:Att : Captain the Right Honourable Scratchbull and Frederick Fudpucker. What has research proven, to be the most dangerous part of my Chelsea tractor, when mostly driven by my good wife? Answer : The nut that holds the steering wheel... Ha! Ha! Ha! We want to fit in with you fellows, and be accepted as proper bumpkins; but upper class bumpkins of course. I mean chappys, you need to know your place/ your station in life. Righty ho? Oh goody! We start of on the right foot then.
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April 13, 2019 03:18:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:ROSS LAYBERRY. A repeat from BG News - it's difficult tracking you down! So, The Cunninghams. [At another website you were unsure about this]. Your Nan, Emily Ford; Great-Aunt, Lilie Bennett; Christine and Alan Fuller's Grandmother, Nelly Fuller - were sisters. Glen and Roy Cunningham's Dad, was their brother. It takes some working out!!
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April 5, 2019 15:39:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		BG & Proud
Comments:I didn't go to Mr Pastry's garden parties, before my time - I am a newcomer townie, only been here since the 60s, but Jackie did go, and Big Jim once built a wall in Richard Hearn's garden out of wine bottles. Such are our claims to fame. Many thanks to all for the good wishes for May 2nd. I haven't got any "I Love Mike" buttons, but I do have some "crim" buttons as per the boroughgreen-news home page.
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March 29, 2019 09:35:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Ted Danson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Across the pond
Comments:"You dirty rotten swine Mr. Taylor - you stole my girl, and shot my brother." Just practicing my lines for a new show, Supermike. Mike Taylor and Mike Myers - two swell guys from Scarborough, Ontario. I'm proud to submit a comment to this famous website. Did you ever attend Richard Hearn's Garden Party, at Platt Farm? Please give my regards to your marvelous wife, Jackie. Re : May 2nd. Can't wait to get my hands on some 'I LIKE MIKE' buttons.
Which Option Do You Prefer? ONLY Supermike. Rated as the best ever Borough Green Parish Council Chairman.
March 23, 2019 17:45:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Whoopi
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:You know folks, many thought I might move to Canada if Donald Trump was elected President. No way. If Supermike had stayed there, now that's a different matter. I definitely would have paid him a visit at Scarborough Junction. Very best of luck on May 2, Mike! I'll watch out for it on China Global Television Network.
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March 22, 2019 18:55:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Whoopi Goldberg
Email:
Where are
you from:		I spent a thrilling month in Carshalton, once or twice.
Comments:Hi Mike, I never even knew your Grandad watched soccer....but fascinating to hear. Hope you are well. Regards Whoopi (ex - Miss World).
Which Option Do You Prefer? Francis Michael Taylor, of course.
March 12, 2019 03:03:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss I. M. Bigunuf
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Why is Major General Sir Andrew Russell; Retired., so virile? He chews screwing gum. A chain chewer. Can't even trust him around the exhaust pipe of your car.
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March 8, 2019 16:53:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A few were unsure about this. It was referring to Mike and Tim being elected to BG Parish Council, 10 and a bit years ago. Long may they keep up their great work. Thanks Guys!!
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February 10, 2019 03:38:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington On Sea.
Comments:Dear Happy, Congratulations to you and Tim on an emphatic election result, with the other runners not even being near. Only a shame that the turnout was so low, but in the winter on a cold working day, this was to be expected. Good luck in your roles. Isles Quarry, Isles Quarry, I-s-l-e-s Q-u-a-r-r-y. Regards, Patricia. XOXOX
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February 8, 2019 19:32:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Chevening
Comments:Captain the Honourable C. Scratchballs, met Ladyboy at the Bull, Wrotham, last Friday evening. Captain Scratchballs : "I'm having problems getting an erection." Ladyboy : "That's OK, I've got one."
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February 6, 2019 04:52:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Francis Hyde-White.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green High Street.
Comments:Joanna Fortescue Cummings : I'm informed that one of your aliases, appears to have brought another very well-known BG website to a standstill. Do you know when it will commence, 'as normal' again?
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February 5, 2019 17:50:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Joanna Fortescue Cummings : Don't know if it's a bit off-topic - but is George Ashmore Roberts your great-great-grandfather?
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February 4, 2019 17:31:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Joanna Fortiscue Cummings : For approx. a week or so during mid-January; was one of your anons on 'CHAT PAGE' at History of BG/Photo Archive? It was after Mike Taylor's October 3 submittal.
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February 4, 2019 01:07:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Cecilia Sainsbury
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted-upon-Bourne
Comments:It is generally thought that Joanna Fortiscue Cummings, c/w all her anons, has an enormously high opinion of herself. Is somewhat of a loner - and far, far from shit hot.
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February 3, 2019 06:37:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Beryl Kemp
Email:
Where are
you from:		The Street, Ightham
Comments:December 31, 2018. "Happy New Year to all commenters and readers at this much admired site! May the polite exchanges and cheerful banter within our group carry on in 2019!!"
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February 1, 2019 18:13:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Russell;Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Just ignore the woman, Sir Fred. That must be her Anon No. 50, at least. If she didn't maximise her banality so much, she would have called herself Monkeys Cummings.
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February 1, 2019 17:23:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Joanna Fortiscue Cummings
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Recently a letter was circulated to Borough Green Parish Councillors that the village has become a laughing stock with Mike Taylor presiding. The Parish Councillors did not have the courtesy to respond. Reading through these banal comments it is easy to see the reasoning behind the letter.
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February 1, 2019 11:06:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell;Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sir Fred Fudpucker : Re : Your nice, late Harvey Wallbanger comment of Jan 2, 2019 (15:57 GMT). You asked me (well, one of the old gits) to cause trouble elsewhere. That's a heartwarming compliment - actually, I'm a much older 'golden oldie.' Thank you.
Which Option Do You Prefer? When will your next comment be? We miss your wit and wisdom, so much.
January 30, 2019 01:54:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Clive Jung Francis
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Maidstone Rd. (I'm Wendy's brother).
Comments:Barry Pilkington Slater. 'Ows it goin' me ole mate? Is your face still adorned by that combination of 'vinegar stroke' grin, 'just dropped one' smile, and who 'let one go' grimace?
Which Option Do You Prefer? For my birthday, you can buy me a refurbished WWII gas mask.
January 30, 2019 01:06:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Joe Average-Nutt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:Mr. Frederick Fudpucker : I've heard of an important announcement that Julia Sanderson, Gillian Stunt, Anna Konig and Patti Wallace have been elected administrators of your newly formed International Fan Club. Are they real robots? Or genuine humans? Toodle-oo! for now.
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January 20, 2019 02:01:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fen (or Phen) Pond Rd., Ightham.
Comments:Well, Man. City and Liverpool have the game changers - and BG Primary, Wrotham Secondary, Boro' Green Res., Invicta YC, and St. Mary's Platt Football Clubs; had Western Road's very own, Silky Smooth Steve Russell.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Silky Smooth SR - all the way, by a country mile - and then some!!
January 13, 2019 18:51:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Kurt Wangthrob Jnr., So Clive Jung Francis is part Engrish and part (small) South Korean - get it now?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 10, 2019 22:38:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:What does Clive Jung Francis do during erections - He votes. Clive has a little Busan, South Korea, in him. Mixed in with formerly residing in Maidstone Rd., BG.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 9, 2019 05:47:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hey! Steve. 'A closed mouth gathers no foot.' Just joking. You were my first friend, when I moved from Manchester to Western Rd., BG. Remember?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 7, 2019 23:13:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss I. M. Bigunuf
Email:
Where are
you from:		Maidstone Road East, Boro' Green
Comments:Planner's Suburbia Delight : Tear out the trees, and then name streets after them.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Planners : Not in my backyard, thank you very much.
January 4, 2019 23:58:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Pamela Bennett
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Mr. fred fudpucker : I am extremely sorry to hear about the tragic demise of Mr. harvey wallbanger. Nine months ago he wrote that he was "a totally p....d off person pushing pills like no tomorrow." This can be quite dangerous. It remained in my mind, and I have felt for him. I am aware that readers have appreciated, very much, the wise and humorous writings of harvey, yourself and Mike Gear; here at Mike's marvelous website. Thank you so much!
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 4, 2019 00:58:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Farquar McMudchucker [Christian name from Gaelic].
Email:
Where are
you from:		Vigo Village - Little Scotland Zone.
Comments:Mentioned to me by 'Pincher' Martin of Plaxtol. Smiling Dr. Whet Faartz : "Well Miss Stunt, you are pregnant." Puzzled Miss Jilly : "Are you sure it's mine?"
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 3, 2019 18:12:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Jilly Stunt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:fred fudpucker : "raise a glass to Fred..." Well, now you've got me in the mood - what else would you fancy, Big Boy?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 3, 2019 03:52:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Phil Hunt; still at it part time
Email:
Where are
you from:		Biggin Hill
Comments:fred fudpucker : With you an expert on the subject - Have you witnessed a brick wallbanger, drilling them with his tungsten steel tool?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 3, 2019 01:35:12 (GMT Time)


Name:mr ivor bigun
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Good old Harvey wallbanger a true stiff in every sense of the word RIP old fellow
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 2, 2019 21:39:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG; and mighty proud of it, pardners!
Comments:harvey wallbanger, is your real name Fred fudpucker? Will ye nae come back again? And grow up [New Years Resolution].
Which Option Do You Prefer? A happy harvey wallbanger/Fred fudpucker blog writer.
January 2, 2019 17:21:23 (GMT Time)


Name:fred fudpucker
Email:
Where are
you from:		resident BOROUGH GREEN VILLAGE
Comments:Gentlemen and ladies it is my sad duty to let you know that Harvey wall banger the 3rd has passed on to pastures new .Under his username he penned many a true line to all you ungrateful readers to ridicule his good name. So raise a glass to Fred go cause trouble else where you old git .
Which Option Do You Prefer?
January 2, 2019 15:57:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:harvey wallbanger : Don't fink Fiona knew you were on about your Chevy back there, me ole china. Wonder what she fought was goin on? Homo Sapiens - the lot we belong to - as been around for about 200,000 years in various stages of development. So a few fings in our backgrounds, I spose. She sounds like a nice girl. What were you on about? That stuff sounds like it would tighten your skin/lessen your few wrinkles/ make you look younger.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
December 31, 2018 06:14:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona East
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Platt Parish
Comments:Happy New Year to all commenters and readers at this much admired site! May the polite exchanges and cheerful banter within our group carry on in 2019!!
Which Option Do You Prefer?
December 31, 2018 02:22:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Fleetfoot the Redskin Winger; Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pigeon's Green/lodging with Jock McS.
Comments:Following on...I'm covering the West. Otford United and Ide Hill are also snooping around for those Ightham players. It's not fair, we should be getting first picks. And how did goal-scoring machine, Josh 'Drogba' Brown, get allowed to be dual registered with Kemsing United? We've got to wake up!!
Which Option Do You Prefer? A 60 man squad - with 2 teams in the Haart of Kent County League - in the not too distant future.
December 10, 2018 17:20:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Jock McStrapp, ex-Clackmannan Kickers FC captain.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pigeon's Green, St. Mary's Platt.
Comments:Mike : Do you have any inside info, as to whether some of those Ightham 1st XI FC superstars, will be signing the dotted line with our high flying Potters FC? What a squad we could have!! They're mainly from the Malling, Larkfield, Ditton, Aylesford area. And I've heard that the Snodland, King's Hill, Wateringbury and Staplehurst clubs have been sniffing around. However, I'm keeping my fingers crossed, day and night!!
Which Option Do You Prefer? A good Potters FC 1st XI - and Reserves XI, too!!
December 9, 2018 22:10:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Kurt Wangthrob Jnr.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham Common
Comments:That was "hell of a" in the positive - 'a hell of a good job.' It must be a regional thing - some have thought I meant opposite to that. Popular George/'Deafy,' had also been well respected in the past, as a member of Borough Green Fire Brigade.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
December 4, 2018 18:12:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Kurt Wangthrob Jnr.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham Common
Comments:Fred Fudpucker : Hiring Spaniards? While pretty well retired, George 'Deafy' Denton did a hell of a job keeping BG tidy. With his handcart; bass broom and spade. Curb, gutter, drain cleaning tools. Brishing hook, hand/pruning saws, secateurs/ hedging and ditching tools; most prominent. And his garden shed was full of other tools he used at times. Lucky it's not going to be Italians though. They would be sitting around smoking - then after your misses. And if he IS Miss Stunt, as you claim - Mike!!
Which Option Do You Prefer?
December 4, 2018 06:15:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona East
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hardey Wallbanger : Tell us about it - don't be modest. Did you tell her that you'd plastered your boat with Viagra, fortified with rapid Ultra High strength, non-shrink epoxy paste? I sort of heard about it, through the grapevine. Without a polyurethane control joint at about the middle, it will sink. Does that sound familiar? Is that what your good wife had mentioned? Don't be hard on yourself, Hardey. We all have to learn.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Old spice would be nice, but add full strength acrylic bonding agent to it, Best of luck!
December 4, 2018 01:16:51 (GMT Time)


Name:harvey wallbanger
Email:
Where are
you from:		resident BOROUGH GREEN VILLAGE
Comments:You know I was smartening my self up to go in search of a pub within the confines of Borough green area , cam across this cream in the bathroom cabinet, call Viagra slapped it on the old boat race turned to my good wife and said "DO I LOOK HARD IN THIS ?" I will not divulge what she said .
Which Option Do You Prefer? old spice
December 1, 2018 13:46:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred fudpucker
Email:with held due to fan mail
Where are
you from:		Borough green ministry of true information
Comments: HI To all of you old gits out there who have nothing better to do than read about the adventures of Jill Stunt an her band of followers, Let you into a secret it really is Mike taylor in drag fact !!! . Right here's one I have picked up on the council grape vine did you know the waste collections & street cleaning has been sold of to a Spanish firm ? due to start next April . TOMMY TUG WANT LIKE IT !!! Questions in the house .but you read it here first .
Which Option Do You Prefer? A BRITISH COMPANY NOT SOME EEC FUNDED OUTFIT .
November 30, 2018 11:40:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Rear Admiral Sebastian Knobrotte
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain Cuthbert, the Honourable Scratchbull : I've heard it mentioned that you are, 'Young enough to enjoy it, old enough to know better.' What on earth does that mean?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 23, 2018 07:34:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Prime Minister Justin Truedough
Email:
Where are
you from:		North of USA
Comments:I hope my language is alright with you guy chaps. That Theresa looks to be an alright bit of crumpet. Sweeter than Canadian maple syrup.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Two thumbs up for Theresa
November 18, 2018 23:02:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Lovely Theresa May : "Preparations for an orderly exit should proceed." Dominic R. : "Goodbye Theresa." Esther McVey : "Ta-ta!" and so on..."Toodles!" and on..."DO keep in touch." Jim D./Me..."Theresa. Can I comfort you? I'll make you my No.1." nudge, nudge, wink, wink. [in a nice/respectful sort of way].
Which Option Do You Prefer? Right now, Theresa.
November 17, 2018 01:54:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Male Nurse Dryfaartz, Nee - Poohbody.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Uptown Old Soar, Plaxtol Parish border with St. Mary's Platt Parish.
Comments:My Captain, Most Honourable Cuthbert, Retired with Most Honours : What a gay mood you have been in - I'm almost sure you feel like being in love.
Which Option Do You Prefer? You and Miss Jilly to make a successful go of it - save some energy for springtime.
November 16, 2018 14:30:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson MP
Email:
Where are
you from:		Chevening.
Comments:Captain Cuthbert : Regarding Miss Jilly Stunt's LATEST vital statistics. The odds say YOU will be first to inform the world. How's the photo coming along? The odds say I have no option at the moment, with Miss Jilly. Can't wait!
Which Option Do You Prefer? Maybe 12 yrs time, Capt. C. will slow down, and I will sweep Jilly off of her feet.
November 15, 2018 21:41:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:BG NEWS : 1950's Tippers at Isles Quarry. Mentioned, are "Sabrina's T**S" in the background.
Which Option Do You Prefer? GLENDA'S were my favourite - I dreamt about them last night. Overall, JANE still first choice.
November 15, 2018 18:06:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Theresa May : I did mean YOU - if Jane Wymark wasn't/isn't available. But if you prefer Boris - THEN Glenda. I hope The Captain supplies a photo of Miss Jilly Stunt
Which Option Do You Prefer? So : GOLD - JANE; SILVER - THERESA; BRONZE - GLENDA. Without a photo : FOURTH - JILLY.
November 15, 2018 17:38:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:See 2 posts ago. Audrey May lived at Tollgate Estate, during her schooldays. She became Mrs. Tring - later living in Snodland. Audrey looked a little like George Clooney's wife. I MEANT TO WRITE, THERESA MAY!
Which Option Do You Prefer? Well, Theresa - if Tom Barnaby's Midsomer wife, dumps me. Glenda's only about mid-80s, isn't she?
November 15, 2018 02:36:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona East
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Platt Parish
Comments:Captain Cuthbert : Regarding, Email : MOD RETIRED. Do you still have your Mod scooter, with all those lights and chrome? They're worth a lot of bread now, aren't they? I wouldn't let Miss Josie know where you keep it, if I were you. Did she used to live at Grange Rd., Platt - opposite the Blue Anchor?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 14, 2018 23:33:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Honourable Captain : The only sure way you can tell a bloke's a guy [with certain reservations], is when he's wearing Stiletto heels, Slingbacks, high heeled shoes, etc. It just doesn't, ever, look right. I have never cross dressed. Not that I remember, anyway! Just joking. But I am a 'bit different', I suppose. I quite fancy Tom Barnaby's wife, Audrey May, and Glenda Jackson [when she was closer to their age].
Which Option Do You Prefer? Tom Barnaby's wife.
November 14, 2018 22:41:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain Cutey : I'm a Transvestite, and proud of it! But mainly for ceremonial occasions, with those gorgeous Grenadier Guardsmen. XOXOX If I'm at Romney Marsh, I quite like sheep. But NO Velcro gloves as a present, Thankyou very much. I'm NOT like that.
Which Option Do You Prefer? British Grenadier Guardsmen - especially a Retired Captain, with lots of Pension money.
November 14, 2018 18:26:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Captain The Honerable Cuthbert Scratchbull .
Email:MOD RETIRED
Where are
you from:		The first of foot the Greadier guards regiment of foot guards.
Comments:Retired of course with an eye for the filly's don't you know !. This other lady who leave her comments the cowgirl , me thinks she may be a cross dresser . cheek the feet out sergeant !cant have them distracting the other ranks can we what !
Which Option Do You Prefer? A HONEST WOMAN
November 14, 2018 15:26:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie :
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain, the Honourable C. Scratchbull : I see that Jeyes disinfectant is supplied to the British Royal Family/ Royal Household and the Tory Cabinet Households. Are commoners Katherine Middleton and Megan Markle allowed to use this? It doesn't seem like cricket, if they are. I've heard that as a stain remover on unmentionables, it can destroy the stitches. Is that true? The Duke and Duchess of Cornwall were heatedly complaining about this. The opinion of Boris Johnson MP, is currently being sought. Also, The Archbishop Of Canterbury. It is hoped to get to the bottom of this, by November 30th 2018. Let's hope the European Union doesn't get involved. Keep the faith, buddy! Cheers!
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 14, 2018 00:25:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:The entertaining/educated, Captain the Honourable Scratchbull : You could make a lot of money to add to your sky high, Officer's wage/pension. By ridding Mr. [Peter or Jackie?] Fermer's apple trees of mealybug; wrapping apples in nice shiny paper, then selling to that place that used to be The Railway Hotel. I don't know about now, but their father was the first grower to have his apples in cold storage, during the early to mid 1950's. It could be a good deal/setup, for you and one or two of the brothers. I'm always helping others make money. You could stop/give me a lift, as you drive by in that taxi. I sometimes wear a red hat, if it's a bit chilly. Thanks Captain!
Which Option Do You Prefer? At the moment, I'm not eating an apple a day - it was keeping my doctor friend, away.
November 13, 2018 00:34:36 (GMT Time)


Name:captain the honerable scratchbull
Email:n/a
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH, PLATT IGTHAM GARDEN MESS UP
Comments:Now pay attention I shall divulge this once and once only for the sake of a young filly Jays can = jeyes disinfectant for the use of getting rid of stale smells and crotch rot and the mealybug on ones apple tree don't you know???, by the by popped into the Bull on Friday last had to many gins, taxi home you know no glimpse of the bloody young filly what!
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 12, 2018 21:18:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Private Simon Snotface; Ret. [thrown out].
Email:
Where are
you from:		My temporary chalet - Garden shed at The Bull.
Comments:Jilly : Pink and blue panty hose wouldn't be bad. Or bare legged - I'm turned on a bit by goose bumps on a girl's legs during Autumn in Wrotham. I suppose you would prefer knitted woollen hiking stockings if/when we go sledging on the Downs?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 7, 2018 17:56:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Capt. C. [Cecil?] Scratchbull: I admit I'm a bit slow - was a slow learner at school; but I'm quite cute, even if I say it myself! What is a 'Jay's can' then. It would take sort of a small portion of airborne/vapourized chemical/s to wrinkle nylon stockings, wouldn't it? Bye for now. XOXOX
Which Option Do You Prefer? Do YOU like a girl in nylon stockings, bobby socks, knitted woollen hiking stockings or panty hose?
November 7, 2018 17:13:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain the Honourable C. Scratchbull; MM, DSO. My Canuck cousin is a fan of the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team. They call their little boy's room the 'Jays Can'. What is a 'Jays can' where the lady has wrinkled stockings?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 6, 2018 17:26:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I'm thinking I might crash the party - but only if it's OK. I'm a very respectable lady, and shy, and it's certainly not that I would be exposing my unmentionables. I will be wearing black. What is pink and blue?
Which Option Do You Prefer? Me there too. One more of the fair sex will be cool - right boys, and Jilly?
November 6, 2018 16:55:20 (GMT Time)


Name:MISS Jilly S Stunt
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Come on boys pack this silliness up ,I have a reputation to think of you know!, Tell you what lets all meet in the Bull AT wrotham for Pimm's on Friday week 16 /11/2018 at 2000hrs I WILL WEAR PINK AND BLUE OK TFT Jilly xxxxxx
Which Option Do You Prefer? your choice
November 6, 2018 15:39:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Harvey wallbanger
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		resident BOROUGH GREEN VILLAGE
Comments: I wonder how many of you good folks have been really affected by this austerity business ,Well I personally have not when I think back ok pay rises have been reserved for the leaders in public office and alike. But then really thinking about it is those at the top of the pile who have been doing all the shouting yet they have benefited the most. Then we come to Brexit If we have another referendum then democracy will be dead and buried in this country of ours , we voted that's it is done , it is those that did not vote who are to blame and are shouting fowl . And it is true that those making the most noise about leaving are those who are going to loose the most Bankers Politicians and those working in that corrupted organization the EEC if you love them so much pack up and leave .
Which Option Do You Prefer? freedom with British laws and values and a right to deport undesirables
November 6, 2018 15:27:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Captain the Honerable C SCRATCHBULL MM DSO
Email:with held
Where are
you from:		The New Borough green city a planners dream
Comments:I Say it really is getting a bit much when a chap gets to fantasizing about this young filly Miss Jilly Stunt, JUST WHO ARE YOU MADAM ?? come along now own up be brave and divulge your name . I was sitting in the M O ,s waiting room just the other day thinking to ones self who is she suddenly eyes meet and quickly diverted to the floor in embarrassment could it be her? No thank the lord wrinkly stockings and smell that came from a Jays can. put us all out of our misery madam give us a clue please!!!
Which Option Do You Prefer? A HONEST WOMAN
November 6, 2018 14:58:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Ginny Chronic
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:FREE : Borough Green Area Newcomers Club - next Meetings at 6:45 pm, Thursday Nov. 8th at the mansions of Commander Theo Ramsbottom and Captain, The Right Honourable Scratchballs. Easy to confirm where they reside, if you are unsure. Parking [inc. spill over] tickets, 17 quid - 22 if dripping oil. See you all then. Don't be late, it's a date!
Which Option Do You Prefer? Free parking; if someone brings Jilly Stunt
November 5, 2018 17:11:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Hunt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Captain, the Right Honourable Scratchballs : When I was young, it was only old ladies with a pug dog on their lap, who downed G & Ts. Now Tories; former Grammar school Camden Town males, in their mid 20s to mid 30s; and yourself do likewise. Trendsetter Adrian, mixes Martini with his G & T. And on his birthday, has a little moonshine and Tequila on the side. Spend the night in your sleeping bag, under the English Oak table of that posh pub, to get your order in quick at opening time.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 2, 2018 17:03:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Hunt
Email:
Where are
you from:		I'm actually checking out lodging in the posh part of Maidsone Road
Comments:Billy Hunt fancies Jilly Stunt. But what chance would I have with Commander Theo Ramsbottom and Captain, The Right Honourable Scratchballs lurking in the wings? I understand they attended Sevenoaks School too, straw hats and hampers and all that toff's stuff. I've heard they were tutored to break wind to Edward Elgar's Enigma Variations, with hardly the slightest whiff of unpleasantness. Like eau de cologne, compared to my middle-working class efforts accompanying Dave Clark's Glad All Over. But those two refined gentlemen wouldn't regard me as the slightest of rivals, I'm quite sure. So maybe I can glean some valuable hints from them. Wish me luck in my attempts. Fingers crossed, Jilly Stunt here I come.
Which Option Do You Prefer? BGGC with green grassland, where only poodles and other intelligent dogs do their business.
November 2, 2018 04:16:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Captain The Right Honerable Scratchbull.
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		Borough-green city
Comments:Have you who reside in this village and surrounding areas notice the amount of D F L ,s that have intruded into our country way of life of late ? Dam great Chelsea tractors are driven by there wives, half who can not drive a fly off a rice pudding let alone a country lane,They chock up the bars of the well to do public house in the surrounding villages with terrible pretend upper crust laughter wind other intelligent dogs do their business.
November 2, 2018 04:16:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Captain The Right Honerable Scratchbull.
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		Borough-green city
Comments:Have you who reside in this village and surrounding areas notice the amount of D F L ,s that have intruded into our country way of life of late ? Dam great Chelsea tractors are driven by there wives, half who can not drive a fly off a rice pudding let alone a country lane,They chock up the bars of the well to do public house in the surrounding villages with terrible pretend upper crust laughter with plastic cards being flashed at every opportunity. Takes a good twenty minutes to order G&T not good enough ! you know no respect for there superiors . WHAT!A Dam good flogging would not come a miss I can tell you . Bye the bye who is this Miss Jilly Stunt ??
Which Option Do You Prefer? GREEN UNSPOILT COUNTRY SIDE
October 31, 2018 17:23:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Loo Costello
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly 'Pine Close', Crouch Lane, BG
Comments:I remember Steve R. having a midlife crisis while playing hide-and-seek, and automatically losing. He couldn't find himself.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Steve back to his admirable, normal self. But hopefully not stealing my gilfriend from me.
October 25, 2018 17:53:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Commander Theo Ramsbottom, RN Retired. : It's so super cool to read your groovy, hip, fab way of talking upper class toff lingo. I really dig it, and you send me far more so than a Captain would. No one talks like you at the ranch - you really tickle my fancy. PLEASE leave another comment soon, I can't wait. Have you ever commanded a rowing boat on Basted Mill Pond? I'm wondering, do you think I should take a cold shower too? Toodle-oo, cheerio for now.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Commander Theo Ramsbottom, RN Retired.
October 17, 2018 17:05:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Rear Admiral Sebastian Knobrotte, 95% Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Vigo Village.
Comments:What do you call a friendly filly who loves small thingys? Hopefully your girlfriend. Especially myself, as at this stage of my life I'm rather limited to springtime activity in any case.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Haven't given Viagara a try yet. So maybe I will before winter.
October 15, 2018 23:00:50 (GMT Time)


Name:theo Ramsbottom Comander RN RETIRED
Email:
Where are
you from:		Lost in conservative hell
Comments: Who is this Jilly Stunt ? is she some young filly of a woman wishing to have the bonds of restriction lifted from her being ?. I am sure there would be plenty of suiters within the village who would take her in hand eh! what . Come along woman reveal your self and put these Viagra poppers out of there agony . That's what happens when its free over the counter What!what !! Cold showers early to bed .
Which Option Do You Prefer? play boy ?
October 15, 2018 20:30:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Charlie Nguyen
Email:
Where are
you from:		Kangeroo Creek, Fairseat
Comments:Mike Gear : Good to hear from you again! Was that welcoming sign wording thought up by newish Aussie immigrants to God's Country/BG, from the no longer cheaper parts of London? Thought I'd seen more VW camper vans in the area lately. Incidentally, last time I checked, my surname was the 8th most common in Australia. I'm open to changing my surname, to sound a little more Kentish. But I'm keeping my Christian name 100% the same.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
October 15, 2018 17:04:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Theodore Coward
Email:
Where are
you from:		Styants Bottom Rd., Ightham
Comments:Jilly : How can a mild, timid man enjoy freedom of speech if his better half insists that he listens to her all the time, even when he's trying to sleep? And if he finally gets a word or two in edgeways, before you can say Jack Robinson, she argues him down and out. Your intelligent analyzing of his dilemma would be most welcome. Sincere thanks. TC.
Which Option Do You Prefer? He would diligently like to work on helpfull suggestions to modify his life.
October 14, 2018 22:56:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Rabbit-Russell.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Current concrete-restricted BG
Comments:Thinks : Part of my future with Jilly, in the 10,000 psi pre-stressed and post-tensioned Isles Quarry concrete stocks. Jilly : I can't wait 'til you really tell me all about the topics you mention, when we are held captive in those stocks. Don't put too much blame on poor Rich Tom; there were many former-low class jumped up climbers from our district, who voted for the Tories. They now feel so fulfilled - 'upper class' in their own lunchtimes. Are you also Jillian, Gillian, or Jill? Well, 'bye for now - I'm off to Church.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
October 14, 2018 17:09:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Jilly stunt
Email:with held
Where are
you from:		Borough green city site of
Comments:Well I fell that Harvey wall banger and Fred fud pucker seem to know a lot more than we credit them for, Only this very day Friday 12 oct 2018 we have young Toganhart or Tom to his Torie mate going spare on radio Kent about the very subject of lorry parks on the m26 m20 yet these old fellows knew about it months ago .
Which Option Do You Prefer? freedom OF SPEECH
October 12, 2018 16:32:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Rabbit-Russell
Email:
Where are
you from:		6,000 psi-plus, future high strength BG Concrete Garden City
Comments:jilly stunt : [Thinks : That could be an anon for Julia Sanderson] Harry is Harvey's twin brother, isn't he? How do you tell the difference? Architecturally/engineered designed exposed concrete should definitely not be painted in our future fabulous city. There is going to be more concrete in our future. To get him onside, the planners are considering a take off/landing pad for Supermike's future flying gritter. Below option : Freedom is vastly overrated. I've always been bossed around by women.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Beautiful concrete, with Isles Quarry concrete stocks in which to spend some time with jilly.
September 28, 2018 17:01:33 (GMT Time)


Name:jilly stunt
Email:w/h
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Well said Fred fud pucker and harry wall banger these truth there ,but some find it hard to see.
Which Option Do You Prefer? freedom
September 28, 2018 15:35:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer's exceedingly naughty young brother
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Donald Trump took a dump on the kitchen floor, J.Hunt came up and licked it up, And then he asked for more.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Same, with double-Devon cream.
September 26, 2018 22:31:20 (GMT Time)


Name:fred fud pucker
Email:with held due to left wing loony librals
Where are
you from:		Borough green city site of
Comments:Did you know how the Tories got there name ? It may come as a shock so if you are a Torie sit back with your G&T or scotch and read on ,The nickname, Tories, originated in Ireland in the mid-sixteenth century, deriving from the Gaelic word "Toraidhe", which meant plunderer, robber,,thief, barbarian and general yobo. Even though they officially changed there name to Conservatives , the original name seems to have stuck I wonder why ??????>
Which Option Do You Prefer? GREEN UNSPOILT COUNTRY SIDE
September 25, 2018 08:50:51 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:witheld
Where are
you from:		The New Borough green city
Comments:The village signs at the boundaries to our wonderful village should be replace with ones reading WELCOME TO BOROUGH GREEN THE HOME OF THE BRITISH MOANING POM .
Which Option Do You Prefer?
September 23, 2018 13:18:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Fredick Fud pucker
Email:With held due to the tory police and left wing libral minded people.
Where are
you from:		Borough-green city
Comments:Well I've been a pondering on what's been going on around these parts as late .We have the developers that are related to the Borough councillors rubbing there hands together , along with that large bank in docklands, not to mention the London Borough of lets move them out into the country . Telling us that they are going to build there bloody city here and make lots of Wonga to line there already gold lined pockets . Well here are a few home truths that Torie boy will not like you to know. Why do you think the M20 is being widened ? answer a dam great lorry park not for the commuters ,keep two lanes open two for freight and two for cars all the way to clackets lane. Why are all of these new homes needed not for our off spring but for those who have immigrated here and paid diddly squat into the system and reside in London. Ok you call me racist but wake up that's why certain London councils want shot of them to ease the burden on there councils. As a foot note did
Which Option Do You Prefer? GREEN UNSPOILT COUNTRY SIDE
September 21, 2018 15:28:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie.
Email:
Where are
you from:		GS's Backyard Ranch
Comments:I prefer and agree unanimously with Harley Headbanger. I may have his name a little wrong - my short term memory isn't what it was.
Which Option Do You Prefer? ---- ditto ----
May 10, 2018 17:07:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Harvey wallbanger
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:I wonder how many of the sick,lame and lazy who visit our local Doctors surgery , on receipt of your prescriptions have to trudge up to Loyd's chemists to get your pills and potions ,We dutifully hand over our prescriptions and are told it will be 20 min or more . So off you go and find some one to chat to and keep up with the local gossip, on returning one is told its out of stock, be here tomorrow, or the best one yet the manufacturers have stopped making it . ( But on checking with Pfizer UK they had a mechanical brake down ) What I am saying is why can we not get our pills and potions from the chemists in the surgery? . But we are informed that if we reside within one mile of the surgery we have to go to the village pharmacy who are totally incompetent at supplying a village such as ours even on going or monthly prescriptions theirs always a shortage of something or other. Thanks for reading this if yo did From a totally p---- off person pushing pills like no tomorrow p
Which Option Do You Prefer? surgery dispensary
April 6, 2018 14:48:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Fiona West
Email:sevy1970{at}me.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green/Crouch
Comments:I am a local dog walker around Stone house Field & Platt Woods Lately there are more & more piles of 'Dog Pooh' left everywhere... Please Please watch where your dog is doing this and pick it up!.. If not dog walking in public areas will become more restricted simply through owners not taking responsibility of their Dogs Some of us seem to be having to Clear Up after folk who are simply not bothering and some folk are leaving their 'Pooh' bags lying instead of using dog bins.. So cone on Dog Owners Start Cleaning Up After your Dogs..
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 26, 2018 13:09:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Kids can be from a low income family; receive a good upbringing from their parents; not get in with the wrong crowd; be OK. I was not solely referring to 'spoilt kids' in it's mainly thought of sense - but also to being 'spoilt' by poor upbringing/lack of attention, by parents who do not deserve to have kids.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 2, 2017 02:16:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Age Concern Shed, with my ferret
Comments:Parents are to blame for the behavior of their spoilt kids. RAGING GRANNIES UNITE and attack useless parents of spoilt kids. Also, replace Police who are sitting in Sainsbury's car park eating doughnuts, with the SPECIAL FORCE OF UNITED RAGING GRANNIES.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 1, 2017 05:59:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Anon
Email:Name witheld fo fear of arrest
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Be very careful Mike, the Police may refuse to come out and deal with these young hooligans, but if you take the law into your own hands they will descend like avenging angels and smite thee. An elderly lady was blocked crossing the railway footbridge in the High St by 3 kids on bikes, pushed one aside, and was arrested and cautioned by Police.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
July 14, 2017 06:50:41 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Over the past few days I have been informed about the reckless behaviour of some of the youngster in the village ridding there bikes up and down the high street pulling wheelies and using troopers language (fit only for the barrack room ) at any protesting motorist and bye standers . Why complain to me ? is beyond comprehension, Why not the police ,what police ? never see them only hear them passing through to Maidstone totally useless one might say . If you as a law abiding citizen so much as clouted them they would have you for assort then the old bill would make an appearance mob handed . One other thing have any of you been tail gated by the young idiot in the silver car of late ?, Tends to pull out of black horse lane seems to be high on something in my view BUT THERE AGAIN THEY KNOW THEY ARE PROTECTED BY THE LAW AND WE ARE NOT. COME ON MR PLOD DO YOUR JOB .BEFORE SOMEBODY IS HURT
Which Option Do You Prefer? BETTER POLICING
July 12, 2017 09:38:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Thinking further about Fred's comments - whilst it is true that slowing traffic increases pollution, it is a judgement call between the risk of a slow death by asphyxiation weighed against the immediate risk of death by speeding idiots. Answer - wear body armour and a breatjing mask
Which Option Do You Prefer?
April 21, 2017 08:03:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:In actual fact it is not KCC to blame for the Red Lion roundabout (for once) it is the bodge-it contractors employed by the developer. I understand there is legal action to get it completed properly. Regards A25 roadworks - the speed was unacceptable, as was the road surface - how do they repair the surface without closing the road, Brainiac? I would have preferred a daytime road closure, but mustn't upset motorists, must we? I don't know if it will solve the speeding problems, but at least KCC are trying. It would also be good to get rid of the pillocks who park on the pavement, but the Police don't want to upset them. And motorists think they are persecuted , what about the residents?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
April 6, 2017 16:30:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Fudpucker
Email:crazy .people&outlook.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:I wonder how many people who read these ramblings have been informed of what is going to take place caused by the Parish councillors folly ?that access A25 Fact 20 mph speed limit it is a proven that this speed is more of a pollutant but what do I know !. Chicanes speed bumps useless cars just go over them. Householders living along the A25 Sevenoaks & Maidstone will have seven nights of sleep deprivation. How many have been informed by letter that as of the 24 April 2017 the A25 will be closed to all traffic from 2000 hrs and 0600hrs for up to seven nights. Not only is it likely that you will not be able to get into or out of your roads or property they can prepare themselves for seven sleepless nights, And Paddy o jobs worth " Sure ye,s cant come down here roads close so it tis " . The rest of use will be robbed blind all because of the KCC and a few of the local councillors can not solve the traffic problems and it will come from our rates make no mistake .hey !ho wha
Which Option Do You Prefer? Life as it was
March 27, 2017 21:16:24 (GMT Time)


Name:FRED
Email:NOT POSSIBLE
Where are
you from:		OLD BOROUGH GREEN
Comments:last November I complained about the road markings on the round about outside the old Red lion pub that looks more like a pimple on a rats posterior. Well it has now practically worn away traffic can be seen going to the right of it ,over the top, with no decrease in speed ,An accident just waiting to happen. I have complained 4 times to date. But our wonderful k c c sit on the fat bottoms and twiddle there thumbs hoping things will not happen, must save the £ for our wage rise attitude . I wish I could share there confidence in the average driver/commuter
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 12, 2017 20:12:53 (GMT Time)


Name:mike G
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Further to my last, I decided to do a survey I collected number plates of 4x4 in the library /village hall carpark To my surprise surprise the majority of 4x4 driven by the D F L types are company cars not owned by the driver but owned by there spouses companies that they are employed with .Don't ask how I came by this information but it does not take rocket science to obtain this information just knowing the right people of the old Regiment if you catch my drift . And whilst on the subject Thursdays between 1600hrs -1700hrs in the village hall car park is code red +5 if you want a dent /scratch don't park here .
Which Option Do You Prefer? The old Borough -green in the old Kentish county yuppie free envirament .
March 12, 2017 19:54:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Very Passionate, Mike, but in fact the bulk of the FWDs are home grown - never see any mud, but its about perceived status, not practicality - the fact is they don't know how to drive them. It is comical to watch them trying to negotiate narrow bits like Station Rd. Regarding road works - the majority of the village want traffic slowed down, and although the scheme is experimental, even the road works slow them down.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 12, 2017 08:56:30 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:What with the road works, The new buildings ,and the lack of Public houses to drowned ones sorrows in we now have something else that's hit the village. It is totally useless lays around like dust , Drives a 4X4 And is referred to by many as a D F L (Down from London) can be seen clogging the carparks of the plastic pubs at week ends not to mention the country lanes , Tends to be very loud and well heled , "don't you know darling" . And if that lot does not make you depressed the councillors folly will, Six or eight weeks of hell on the A25 from skew bridge to dark hill. And at the completion we will have a nice smooth pot hole free road surface with lots of obstacles dotted here and there to slow the traffic . Then paddy will turn up within a month to dig it up again. Bugger it I'm off to New Zealand had enough .
Which Option Do You Prefer? TO BE LEFT IN A CONCRETE FREE COUNTY
March 7, 2017 15:20:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Reply to Fred
Comments:I agree about housing, BG is just big enough, thank you. I hope by immigration I resume you mean the influx of London Commuters who are driving our kids out of the property market. I also agree about Tory councillors, but Tim and I are definitely not that.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 20, 2015 09:10:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Blue Bear - responding to first comment, could not agree more, provided by immigration you mean all outsiders moving into the village. Regarding public money and the War Memorial, I can assure you that waste of public money is a constant bane of mine, and if you went a little deeper into our history you would we are called the DIY village because we take on these projects ourselves, saving a lot of money. This time though we are building on Highways land and have to comply with their criteria. And it will still come in at a sensible price. I put a lot of personal effort into ensuring we do not waste public money, as do the rest of the Parish Council, and there is only one Tory amongst us.
Which Option Do You Prefer?
November 19, 2015 09:25:34 (GMT Time)


Name:fred
Email:bluethebear1{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGHGREEN
Comments:For years now it has always puzzled me as to why when the erection of a public building or monument must always be built at treble the price of that of an established family builder from the area . As I understand the war memorial is a dam good idea but why is it so much public money is being spent on it ? I know for a fact a local builder could erect a wall for less why must these builders approved by the local and county council be used what happened to fair competition and trade something wrong somewhere !!!
Which Option Do You Prefer?
October 29, 2015 10:25:53 (GMT Time)


Name:FRED
Email:bluethebear1'outlook.com
Where are
you from:		Boroughgreen
Comments:New proposed housing = The planners, developers and Torie councilors get richer and we the poor serfs have to put up with the consequence i/e depletion of green belt land and more strangers who contribute nowt to village life
Which Option Do You Prefer? NO MORE HOUSING HERE NO MORE IMIGRATION
October 27, 2015 15:22:17 (GMT Time)


Name:MIKE
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH GREEN
Comments:1 The red lion round about total disaster accident awaiting to happen this can only be described as a pimple on a rats a--- motorist just pull out not giving way to traffic coming from the right .a lot of motorist think that you do not drive to the left or around the mini round about but go to the right or over the top ./ Kent police could make a fortune in fines if they install a camera here keep the Crime commissioner in champagne for years . Social housing and affordable housing The villagers were told that the new housing at isles quarry known as Bangay close or Toxic terrace was going to be both SOCIAL AND PRIVATE yet we have been lied to by the Conservatives blatant lies the housing is out of reach of the average wage earner in this village £300,500 PLUS and the social housing seems to be People not of this area but from London and beyond loose talk has it that we could end up with a few immigrants from Iraq now that worrying . And the ones that do buy do not contrib
Which Option Do You Prefer? TRAFIC LIGHTS 2 SETS WESTERN ROAD SEVENOAKS ROAD, HIGH STREETJUNCTION A25 SEVENOAKS ROAD.
October 7, 2015 09:05:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website response to Man in Black
Comments:One could make the case that Tonbridge and Malling awarding a "Freeman of the Borough" was entirely justified as a reward for betraying Borough Green. I did vote against the award at Council, but was out-voted 53 - 1
Which Option Do You Prefer?
September 17, 2015 07:46:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website response to Bravo two zero
Comments:Whilst we would have preferred a full set of lights, a roundabout will give us changed priorities, slow down through traffic, and give us a chance to get about our village again. I don't really care if the loonies who cut through our village do crash, it will slow them down even more. Seriously though, it will make a very dangerous junction a little better. But I do agree the building was an absolute farce
Which Option Do You Prefer?
September 17, 2015 07:43:25 (GMT Time)


Name:mr
Email: maninblack{at}live.com
Where are
you from:		tn158hj
Comments: freeman of the borough how much ?
Which Option Do You Prefer? nothing
September 15, 2015 20:59:18 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:Oh dear what a mess the new Seven oaks road junction Western road A25 new round round about is I understand it is going to be a mini round about something that resembles a pimple on a gnats bum That every body in Kings hill drives over or to the right of true go look for your self's At the present time it is an accident waiting to happen . Blind corner pavement and road altered already people just driving out into the path of oncoming traffic a complete disaster and a waste of tax payers money. I just hope the person who is unfortunate to have a smash here sues the council for every penny that they can get. And the person who designed it is brought to book. If this disaster is any thing to go by god help us with the other things that KCC has in store for us between Skew bridge and Dark hill I think one would be safer on the doggems at Hastings .
Which Option Do You Prefer? THE OLD A 25
September 15, 2015 20:50:48 (GMT Time)


Name:concerned
Email:thedevilsown{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		hell
Comments:FREEMAN OF THE BOROUGH? SO DOES THAT GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO WALK THROUGH THE VILLAGE WITH DRUMS AND FIFE PLAYING ? YE ! GODS O B E next!! What about those who work FOR the village?
Which Option Do You Prefer?
August 9, 2015 16:48:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Din Morgan
Email:ceffyl.du{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Let it be in an OPEN public place so that all the World can see how our village honours those wh gave their lives for us.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
May 13, 2015 13:52:05 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:mikegear{at}btinternet.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:So as to not hinder traffic crow hill the area known locally as the knob ideal area large in size a roadway for single file traffic leading to a car park with a few seats overlooking the village let us complete what the developers said they would do years ago that is land scape it .
Which Option Do You Prefer? CROWHILL
March 28, 2015 10:01:48 (GMT Time)


Name:JOHN SKINNER
Email:johnehskinner{at}btopenworld.com
Where are
you from:		39 Western Road Borough Green
Comments:Very pleased that we are to have a war memorial
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road Gfeen
March 27, 2015 10:00:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Cherie Reid
Email:cherie{at}waterscouts.org
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I think the memorial needs to be viewable from the main road - so this one seems the most sensible version. There is also a ready made space at this site.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
March 8, 2015 18:33:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:webmaster
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Hi Alan, Thanks for your comments. Are you Tom Parker's son? email me - mike.truck (at) btconnect.com
Which Option Do You Prefer?
March 2, 2015 08:14:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Alan
Email:Parker
Where are
you from:		Born in Borough Green Rock Road 1951 currently in Brisbane Australia.
Comments:CrowHill is the best option situated on a hill overlooking the whole Village
Which Option Do You Prefer? CrowHill
March 2, 2015 07:18:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Amanda Gear
Email:mandg80{at}googlemail.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:I feel it should be placed somewhere peaceful away from traffic noise and fumes. It should be a place where people can come sit and reflect and remember the fallen.
Which Option Do You Prefer? crowhill
February 27, 2015 23:21:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Tracey Blacker
Email:t.blacker{at}tesco.net
Where are
you from:		Monckton Road
Comments:I like the Western Road location. A bit of space around it, easy to see, suitable place for a gathering of people. Lived in Borough Green all my life and haven't a clue where Crowhill Knob is (obviously somewhere around Crowhill!) Library and Village Hall look like it has just been crammed in somewhere. Rock Road is not a safe place from the traffic point of view, in fact, I would say dangerous.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
February 27, 2015 20:12:54 (GMT Time)


Name:E HEWITT-HULIN
Email:nicolahewitt-h{at}HOTMAIL.COM
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:I like the design
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western road
February 20, 2015 11:48:10 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
February 17, 2015 11:44:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Therese Dawson
Email:dawsonlate{at}aol.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I like the quarry stone and brick to reflect the core industries associated with the village.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road
February 10, 2015 22:17:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Lucilla Mackay
Email:lucilla{at}themount65.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Crouch Lane Borough Green
Comments:Having been involved with Remembrance ceremonies at the Platt Memorial, it is a nightmare having cars whizzing past all the time. Others mention closing the road for a service at the Western Road site but I think you wll find that the police will not do this. They won't close the A25 at Platt, and there are two roads involved at the Western Road junction. The setting at the library will be a peaceful place for anyone wanting a quiet moment by the memorial. That would not be possible in any of the other locations apart from Crow Hill, which is too far out of the village.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Library
February 6, 2015 16:53:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Duncan Barratt
Email:barratd{at}westminster.ac.uk
Where are
you from:		Central Borough Green
Comments:This should stand proud at the entrance to the village. A visible 24/7 location has to be a better and more fitting tribute to those who gave their lives than a hidden or less visible location that is more accommodating for a once a year service. We can close roads off for the very well supported and attended Xmas lights. I am sure we could manage a similar something for the remembrance service. The western road location also has the advantage that all the passing traffic (until we get the missing slip roads) will se it too. Once we have the slip roads it would be in a more tranquil location by default. A win/win.
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road Junction
February 5, 2015 23:09:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Linda Dardis
Email:lindar{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Long overdue
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Rd
February 5, 2015 15:16:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Charlie Copping
Email:charlie_copping{at}yahoo.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Sevenoaks Road
Comments:Looking at all 5 sites, I would say that the Western Road or the High Street location would be most suitable. Crowhill, Rock Road and behind the Library seem a little bit out of site out of mind. Western Rd has the advantage that there is greenery and a bit of space around it and also whilst being in a prominent location is slightly away from the eye if people did want some space. The High St could have an advantage that the Road could be shut off for Remembrance Day itself and therefore a little quieter however would always be overlooked if people wanted 5-10 mins throughout the year>
Which Option Do You Prefer? Western Road or High Street
February 4, 2015 12:58:43 (GMT Time)